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  1. looks like someone was hit by a car outside swig on market. #scu #santaclara
  2. looks like someone was hit by a car outside swig on market.
  3. do i really want to lose weight? my pants already won't stay up after only 10 pounds...
  4. thinks buying a Prius in January 2011 is the way to go because the carpool stickers will have expired, and no one will want one anymore. #fb
  5. this guy has a red reebok shirt with "reebok" in blue, and it looks very similar to a red sox shirt.
  6. minus-4 in 8-3 and 5-3 losses. that's it for 2009!
  7. everyone has that one friend who, in this case, believes the 2012 thing is real. i wonder which of my friends it is.
  8. has been traded from the Coconuts to the Pharaohs. #fb
  9. i will forever be 12 inside. weighing myself on a digital scale before and after taking a huge dump will always ALWAYS be funny. i'm sorry.
  10. i thought i was lazy. this woman got on the bus for just one stop!
  11. it's been quite a day for the shit show, to say the least.
  12. wants you to listen to KSCU at 9:30, because he will be the guest on the Dan Shahin Show. kscu.org to stream or 103.3 fm! #fb
  13. wants you to listen to KSCU at 9:30, because he will be the guest on the Dan Shahin Show. kscu.org to stream or 103.3 fm!
  14. the shuttle always has fewer people in the afternoon than in the morning. it's like socks in the dryer.
  15. yes, because making me pull a target date out of my ass when there are still a ton of unknowns is a GREAT idea.
  16. grocery outlet redwood city had a wine tasting event of all things but it was canceled.
  17. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
  18. i'm a step closer to switching to credo and sprint. i just wish i could hear something more promising than "their network's not THAT bad."
  19. wic rules but it is depressing to see everything else the "w" in wic buys: soda, hot pockets, cheetos... sigh.
  20. finally found something that doesn't have high fructose corn syrup: corn dogs. #fb