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  1. Woke from dream where everyone at a new media conference simultaneous sprang from their chairs and said "We'll print email...in a magazine!"
  2. @ejacqui Hands off Clint's presents. I even had it deloused and waxed. (I cleaned the chair, too.)
  3. @m9dhatter They did, but this is just on my laptop, in Safari. It's the weirdest thing.
  4. YouTube basically just doesn't work for me anymore. It will play for 1-2 seconds, then clog. Hulu works. Just not YouTube.
  5. One Million Tons Of Broken Pieces game, Japanese Debut Trailer. The art direction is fun, but I really like the song. http://bit.ly/8DsPUz
  6. Pie? For breakfast? It's more common than you think.
  7. @harrymccracken It's a fine idea for a hardware price-point that does not yet exist.
  8. @anildash I'm so proud of and happy for you. And that's just for wearing a suit.
  9. @plasticbagUK How are they better? (I haven't used them.)
  10. God, sometimes I get some incredibly tongue-tied while on the phone. On the phone!
  11. Work-related accomplishments today: Made coffee. Ordered brain-shaped jello mold. Deleted files.
  12. I've just found out Eugene's mayor is named "Kitty" and has awesome white grandma hair that rivals anything Gavin can grease back.
  13. @mat By "crazy" I meant "justifiably crazy"! Don't make a website about me!
  14. I have no idea who the mayor of Eugene is so I'm just going to pretend it's Gavin Newsom and go crazy. He hasn't been in Eugene in weeks!
  15. "Vellum" is a new iPhone drawing app that emulates ink and graphite on rough paper. http://bit.ly/2Dwalr
  16. Ben Burtt talks about TOS sound effects (and music) being so good that you could follow the story largely without the visuals. #startrek
  17. J.J. Abrams has an Infocom t-shirt. Or did at one time.
  18. Tonight I will be watching all of the Star Trek Blu-ray special features. I feel like I should order a pizza.
  19. Okay, Chrome OS. I'm there. But I want the machines to be made of cardboard and corn plastic, suitable for stacking under wobbly tables.
  20. As CEO of Adobe I've issued a moratorium on new features as we optimize our entire codebase and UI. We're also making a fanless Flash.