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hotdogsladies
"Dress for the job you *want*" suggests a lot of ladies aspire to be unsuccessful sex workers.
11:55 AM June 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
David Bianculli is in for Terry Gross to play tape of Roger Ebert interviewing Martin Scorsese. In 1997. *That* is some very fresh air.
01:22 PM June 27, 2008
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gruber
Loopt is a location-based social network for douchebags who wear two ill-fitting polo shirts at the same time.
01:40 PM June 09, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Tip: "Social Media Consultant" really *POPS* when you set it in comic sans on an Avery Clean Edge business card.
06:32 AM May 22, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Listening to NPR hosts talk about sports is like watching cats try to play chess. Adorable.
05:43 AM May 22, 2008
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stevegillmor
I am sick Karoli of clinton spin
08:22 PM May 20, 2008
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Ihnatko
Got recognized at Panera Bread. "I thought it _might_ be you," he said. "Then I saw your Internet Pants, and then I _knew_ it was you."
01:22 PM May 19, 2008
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hotdogsladies
If you pronounce Oprah's magazine "Oooooo," it may not become more enjoyable to read, but it does make you sound a little like Merv Griffin.
08:02 AM May 19, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Yesterday, I was "totally gay for" Obama. Today, I would "totally gay marry" Obama. That, my fine Californian friends, is progress.
10:27 AM May 15, 2008
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thomashawk
Jury acquits photographer who photographed arrest: http://tinyurl.com/49vtn8
09:57 AM May 15, 2008
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hotdogsladies
In another era, TechCrunch commenters would be the idiots who stand outside a stadium, yelling obscenities at a pitcher who can't hear them.
08:40 AM May 15, 2008
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hotdogsladies
House of Prime Rib night makes Internet Pants look enticing. WAITRON: Sir, do you understand how enormous that cut is? ME: *snaps waistband*
05:42 PM April 17, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"To learn more about foo.com and to find a link to their site, please visit NPR.org." Okay, I see what you did there; that's "web strategy."
02:51 PM April 16, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Glad The Torch didn't fly American.
08:51 AM April 10, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Spammers, PR people, bootstrappers, and "funny" email forwarders are all persuaded they're the true needle in your hay. They *believe*.
10:28 AM April 04, 2008
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hotdogsladies
@nelson Email on the other hand is a forever-refilled barn of hay that may or may not bear a needle & which I can't afford to stop checking.
10:25 AM April 04, 2008
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ev
Had a dream that I was performing some admin function on Twitter and ended up following 50,000+ people.
07:34 AM April 04, 2008
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jonathancoulton
A haiku for you: There once was a man/From Nantucket who kept all/His cash in...wait. Shit.
10:04 AM April 04, 2008
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hotdogsladies
My letters of recommendations suck. I either sound like I'm leading the Disneyland Jungle Cruise or giving a eulogy while tweaked on crank.
11:05 AM April 02, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Some days, Paypal seems like the biggest, dorkiest spaz in the whole dorm. "Fucking calm down, Paypal! *No one* is stealing from you!"
11:28 AM March 27, 2008
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