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  1. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I long for the days when people did everything out of love, and the economy ran on sprinkles and baby smiles.
  2. Don't start a sentence with "Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but..." and then say the most utopian shit I ever heard.
  3. Pittsburgh's peak population: 1 million. Pittsburgh's current population: 310,000.
  4. Just figured out that a coworker and I have been to the same hole-in-the-wall jazz club in Amsterdam.
  5. @gruber No, you missed PPK's whole argument, which is that iPhone devs are stupid arrogant snobs who scoff at web apps. (According to him.)
  6. "Fear doesn't always cause your foes to cower in a corner. Sometimes it causes them to beat the crap out of you with a bag of rusty nails."
  7. Come on, everyone, there can't be THAT many things that I'll either totally love or totally hate. Stop saying this.
  8. Girl, please. Young, attractive, single women do not "have a drink" with Sean Connery.Unless that's what the kids are calling it these days.
  9. @aedison Boo.
  10. @hotdogsladies I think the "MySpace angle" should be renamed the "Tumblr angle".
  11. "Wi-Fi your Epsonality." This is the manner Epson has chosen to inform you that their printers now support Wi-Fi.
  12. @bottlekids http://bit.ly/ZlB
  13. Although, don't get me wrong, it is the absolute dregs of the internet. For example: http://imgur.com/LKOwt.png
  14. You call it "the absolute dregs of the internet", I call it "interesting." In, you know, an anthropological way.
  15. When asking for assistance finding the black bean dip at Trader Joe's, I helpfully described it as "delicious".
  16. It's interesting how a situation can either be "TOTAL BULLSHIT, MAN" or "Just One of Those Things™" based solely on my mood at the time.
  17. Aside from food production, curing disease, etc, all human energy should be directed towards making things like this. http://bit.ly/725FOD
  18. @chockenberry OK, but if you want a pay app, web is a total non-starter. App Store remains the ONLY distribution mechanism for those devs.
  19. @chockenberry @ppk's tirade is interesting, but how are people supposed to PAY for web apps? Integrated payment is a huge plus for App Store
  20. "From the customer’s perspective, it’s like getting sprayed in the face with a fire hose of 99-cent apps." Macalope on the App Store