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  1. Story on the drunk tank at the PD. This is why I don't want the boy idolizing Mario. That dude's trouble. http://twitpic.com/okmsg
  2. Today's tweets brought to you by: Cold Season®: Sneeze the Rainbow™
  3. Asking me to render an intelligent opinion on a legal doc is a little like asking a German Sheperd how a helicopter works. #tiltHeadAndStare
  4. I am continually amazed that @silentgap is still allowed the use of webcams. Just awesome.
  5. People actually pay Sirius to listen to the Alt Nation afternoon DJ. Related: I'm offering a new service; I'll kick you in the junk for $5.
  6. The # of tray icons in my system tray increases and they slowly advance left. I think they're planning a attack on the left hand apple menu.
  7. I was pretty full on Halloween candy, but the tears of Packer fans? So delicious.
  8. Mrs K finally got the Hiney Flu vaccine. Now I can finally go back to licking the elevator buttons.
  9. Two pieces of Enterprise software: A had prices online and instant demo licenses. B was 'call for demo'. Guess which one is installed today.
  10. That's the last year I let the kids pick pumpkin designs off of Flickr. #epiccarve http://twitpic.com/n7y2w
  11. @MrVilhauer Already counted. It's a comprehensive taxonomy.
  12. Twitter content analysis: Relevance |--| Snark |-------------| Banality |--------------------------------------|
  13. My taste in coffee is pretty pedestrian. I've learned to be suspicious of any bean that didn't involve a mustache, a sombrero, and a donkey.
  14. Time to eject the canopy from of the smoldering wreckage of another Monday, toss aside the scorched helmet, and stumble home.
  15. To speak to an operator, press '0' To use a touchtone menu, press '1' To use our voice menu, say "Make me sound like a Tourette's patient"
  16. It's been my experience that, most of the time, the phrase, "quick question" contains only 50% truth.
  17. Getting back in to .Net after 5 years of absence. Feels like coming home ... to a bad neighborhood.
  18. Hey kids, if you don't have your Halloween costume yet, there's still time to be topical: http://is.gd/4urpt
  19. @aaronmentele, @omemily, @mitchkramez, I remember that Seinfeld episode. Good times.
  20. Microsoft, I have to go to Wikipedia to get concise info about your products. Go ahead and take that as a huge indictment of your web site.