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  1. @Bethc Can we do it all in googoowave?
  2. @Bethc with crayons, or with posterpaint?
  3. @Join_Dave Because it's all for charity. Also, because tachevember will never roll off the tongue. Now sponsor me! http://bit.ly/1mfGvc
  4. Hmm. Number of days owning an iPhone: 3. Number of cracks in screen because I dropped it: 2. Number of days till it's replaced by orange: 1.
  5. @SoftSpotCupcake yes I am. Not actually done anything with it yet though. It's a bit scary.
  6. Hmm. Getting used to this iPhone malarky. It's all rather impressive so far.
  7. About to watch star wars with adverts for the first time in years. I'm feeling all nostalgic!
  8. Just getting the hang of my new iPhone anyone want to recommend some apps?
  9. @eddieizzard Had a lovely poo. Back at my seat now, feel free to start when you're ready. I promise not to fart too loudly.
  10. @eddieizzard In the cia. Anyone know where the loos are. i want a poo.
  11. @Glinner You know, if you sponsor my tache and it's a blow in the fight against ass cancer! http://pic.gd/92fd70 http://bit.ly/3kXa2S
  12. @giocompario If the presents aren't cool, I'm going to go on a bloody rampage. They'll call me the moustachioed massacrist
  13. @misterwallace Not sure which my dad's oppposed to.
  14. @misterwallace "I don't touch the internet. I let your mam have it. There's nothing but tits and piracy on there anyway."
  15. You guys should sponsor me and my moustache. http://uk.movember.com/mosp...
  16. Doctor who & defying gravity while eating lasagne. Thank you iplayer!
  17. Dear bbc 2. Stop fucking around with defying gravity's time slot. Or i'll punch your nan in the teeth. Thanks!
  18. michael jackson the live seance?? Fucking hell, and I thought sticking my cock into cold tins of mushy peas was as weird as it got.
  19. @achrisevans let's face it - if ac/dc want to take you to a burlesque club of fun, you won't care what day it is.
  20. @serafinowicz would you rather be able to unicycle or juggle chainsaws?