joehawley
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There were demons on the bus, so the kids began to play "Heart and Soul" on the piano.
7:07 AM Dec 10th
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I was assigned to evaluate a skyward roller coaster simulator.
5:59 PM Dec 5th
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I destroyed my girlfriend's room in a fit of rage. Fortunately, David Schwimmer agreed to make it look like he had done it for a movie.
1:52 AM Nov 29th
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Three of us hid under beds to avoid the robot assassins, but it was all good... someone had forgotten to remove their lens caps.
8:58 AM Nov 22nd
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Stole a Camaro, then accidentally backed over a couple of kids who were attending a picnic in the parking garage. They were all right.
8:42 AM Nov 21st
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Everything in Austin, Texas, including the street, was indoors.
5:44 AM Nov 18th
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Andrew and I had a conversation about God. "You're barking up the wrong tree," he glared, firing mental waves at me.
1:19 PM Nov 17th
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Showering less enhanced my fragrance.
10:15 AM Nov 12th
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Middle school kids arrived very late, and costumed, to a house party as I exited.
10:41 AM Nov 5th
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Rob died. There was a room with hundreds of old mirrors, each of which revealed a ghost.
9:12 AM Nov 4th
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Hundreds of people basked on the rocks, like seals.
9:55 AM Nov 2nd
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Privy to an ancient ritual involving a colossal half-dragon/half-person chained to an altar at the head of the temple.
8:04 AM Oct 25th
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Witnessed an unusual exercise facility.
1:13 PM Oct 3rd
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Got a haircut. Not bad.
8:09 AM Sep 25th
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Shook hands with a bunch of people.
9:44 PM Sep 21st
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Accidentally insulted a janitor. Tried to explain that I had also worked as a janitor, but it was too late.
11:19 AM Sep 19th
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Visited Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum with Marvin. A new Marvin was running the place; he coldly sent us off with bourbon napkins.
11:31 AM Sep 17th
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Lindsey Ferris faked her own death!
8:34 AM Sep 11th
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I interviewed Jim Carrey... he was in a lot of pain.
2:28 PM Sep 9th
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4: Woke up in the hotel room. A green and yellow totem pole was glaring at me. Took me a while to convince myself it wasn't there.
7:45 AM Sep 6th
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- Name Joe Hawley
- Location Brooklyn
- Bio Keeping track of dreams & nightmares
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