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  1. @colestratton It's called The Uncanny Valley. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
  2. Because I'm going to be driving, #whiskeyfriday spent sober.
  3. Jesus, I'm laughing myself hoarse at these #BlackFriday jokes. Can't wait to see what @JamesUrbaniak comes up with.
  4. RT @becauseimjewish @joegarden On train, looked over and saw little girl reading DEVIOUS BOOK FOR CATS!!...She says she likes it a lot!
  5. @zhandlen But is he really a super hero? Or is he more of an anti-hero?
  6. @HeyItsLiam Well, I GUESS he's a good guy, but he's more of an anti-hero.
  7. @becauseimjewish Tell her thank you very much!
  8. @becauseimjewish LOP may be a little advanced for her, but that is a hilarious chapter.
  9. @becauseimjewish Maybe she didn't like it. Nevermind.
  10. @becauseimjewish WOW! Did you tell her that you know the author?
  11. @jennpozner He wants diversity the same way Lisa Lampanelli does: groups whose stereotypes she can perpetuate for cheap laughs.
  12. How come there are two superheroes that are great archers (Hawkeye and Green Arrow) but none that are good at shooting people?
  13. @zhandlen Keep fighting the good fight.
  14. @seanoconnz Five hours? Wow. I'm going to see the Fuck Buttons at 10. Why am I seeing the Fuck Buttons? Because I am young and cool!
  15. @seanoconnz Also, what the fuck is going on with this comedy show tonight? What time are you on? ARGH! The internet is useless!
  16. @seanoconnz Though to be fair to a song I fucking despise, Knopfler is singing in character.
  17. For this Black Friday, I am splurging on a replacement part for @meatcrimes' mini mag lite. She thinks I'm obsessive about replacement parts
  18. (also, I can say firsthand that all three of those are wonderful people)
  19. #followfriday journalist and writer @elerue, voice of sanity and Dr. Venture @jamesUrbaniak, and youth film advocate/asskicker @likaluca
  20. Uh-oh, another of his famous Jimmy The Greek tirades coming up. RT @JamesUrbaniak Black Friday joke coming when I think of one.