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  1. @cisrael24 I got out at the right exit, just walked the wrong way down the street. Unfortuantely there's no app to cure stupidity 22 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to cisrael24
  2. Why do I insist on walking the wrong way when I get off the subway? Happens every time about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. I want to be a chief white house correspondent. They get to follow the president everywhere. For example, Christmas in Hawaii? Yes please 3:42 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  4. Jacko and our twin cousins watching Hannah Montana's Christmas special. Or maybe they're creating custom Dunks http://tweetphoto.com/7160622 7:51 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  5. @nanotissera I can one up you there. Last week I found an original signed copy of Three Words to Remember When Dealing With The End 7:27 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to nanotissera
  6. Played street hockey with my 9 year old cousins.They dominated,so now I'm both exhausted and humiliated.At least we have steak for dinner 1:43 PM Dec 24th from web
  7. @JackAllTimeLow do not buy one without talking to me. I have an idea to save you a bit of money. 3:50 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to JackAllTimeLow
  8. @jayjaypark are you guys staying the night in NYC? 6:07 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to jayjaypark
  9. Perfect day for some Pho. Strange meat in noodle soup? Don't mind if I do. 8:56 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  10. @bdiako1 ha! Nice job broadcasting my number. I actually got MD digits now, so I'll text you 4:56 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to bdiako1
  11. @bdiako1 are you guys hanging out in the city tomorrow night? 4:33 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to bdiako1
  12. How did I just find out about the Chipotle app for the iPhone? This is bad news for my wallet and waistline 9:40 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  13. @JackAllTimeLow aggghhh. Why did you have to share that? We need to find a full time editor for your tweets. Or censor. 11:57 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to JackAllTimeLow
  14. Pretty funny, but I unfortunately do not make assgaskets for a living http://www.sawfnews.com/Gossip/61722.aspx 6:54 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  15. Snoop Dogg is in our building today. I was wondering why our building was the only one in the city surrounded by fog this morning. 7:05 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  16. watching Paula Dean's cookie swap. Not sure I'm going to make it out tonight. This is way too good, everyting else would be a letdown 5:13 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  17. The Master of Puppets scene in Old School where they are rounding up all the pledges is awesome. I wish we did that in college. 5:45 PM Dec 10th from web
  18. I'm going to a Ninja restaurant for dinner. It's been a lifelong dream of mine to meet a ninja and it's finally happening. Really excited 3:29 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  19. I just put my glasses on, only to realize that I already have my contacts in. Smooth Joe, real smooth. 8:03 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  20. @hoogs I think that can be arranged. Call me after the dr pepper bowl 7:50 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie in reply to hoogs