jodyreale
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I try not to add while I'm dead tired. Carrying the three just seems like way too much lifting.
about 6 hours ago
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His given name is Alex, but his cult name is Assumes Fairies Replace the Toilet Paper Roll. I'm calling the SWAT team.
10:20 AM Nov 14th
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"You love sweets," said the psychic. I said, "Wow, you're good." She said, "You've got chocolate on your cheek."
1:33 PM Nov 13th
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"Look on the bright side," she said. "Your corpse pose is excellent." "There's just one problem," I said. "We're not doing yoga."
11:20 AM Nov 13th
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7:37 AM Nov 13th
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My one excuse for eating BBQ immediately after boot camp is: "Look at me, my ribs are showing." And then I apologize.
6:13 PM Nov 12th
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Kill Your Lunch Hour with "Zen and the Art of Making Food Your Kid Won't Eat:"
9:56 AM Nov 12th
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Inventing a new look that I like to call "Goodwill Didn't Have my Size."
6:57 AM Nov 12th
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Eat @ today, where 15% of food sales go to veteran's charities. (While you're there, say hi to Bob.)
1:27 PM Nov 11th
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RT @ The race for my plane to Seattle, the first of three @ stops in three days, starts...now! (Break a leg Todd!)
8:14 AM Nov 11th
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Care.com is living up to all my skeptical assumptions.
8:00 AM Nov 11th
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@ That Dr. Katz mention made me all nostalgic for Squigglevision.
1:57 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to Just_Alison
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RT DaveTaylor neither Google Maps nor Wolfram Alpha can answer the request for "can you tell me how to get to sesame street"
12:19 PM Nov 10th
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"Try to realize the truth: there is no spoon," he said. And I said, "I know. They're all in the dishwasher." Punk.
7:37 AM Nov 10th
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It's been said that I'm ahead of my time. For example, I'm already looking forward to Thanksgiving leftovers.
10:29 AM Nov 9th
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@ It asked me if maybe I shouldn't just get back to work.
9:21 AM Nov 9th
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@ It really does know everything, doesn't it?
9:21 AM Nov 9th
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When I type "google" into Google, why doesn't it ask me if I meant googol?
7:37 AM Nov 9th
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Explaining Communion wafers to Sophie, 5, who has this to say about the body of Christ: "He must have been really, really thin."
12:15 PM Nov 8th
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I'm going to start calling a whiskey shot with beer chaser a hops scotch.
7:40 PM Nov 7th
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- Name Jody Reale
- Location Boulder, co
- Web http://www.killyo...
- Bio Problem solver, problem causer, writer, mom, wife, dog person, latent inventor, devil's workshopper, accidental insomniac, and distraction's BFF.
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