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  1. Orphans & degenerates: Come to 3x3 tonight!
  2. Listening to Mariah Carey's Christmas album in Richmond airport.
  3. I am kicking ass at Trivia Pursuit. Sorry, Grandmommy. http://yfrog.com/3l1nmj
  4. @MMMMMackenzie I was there this morning. Thanksgiving plannerrrrr.
  5. Best travel day ever: from my bed to my gate in under an hour. Already in Virginia!
  6. THE MOVIE. 11PM. UCB. DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. @LaurenBans Maybe it's prophetic.
  8. As God as my witness, @justin_noble and I will write the movie that gets Angela Lansbury an Oscar.
  9. @adam_smith At first I was glad you didn't say banana.
  10. I am getting so excited for Christmas.
  11. FUDGE ALERT
  12. "Ham in the face hurts" is my new benchmark for pain. Feel better @Paula_Deen!
  13. OMG YALL. RT @Paula_Deen You can see my ham-tastrophy here http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  14. Apple won't repair Macs if users are smokers http://bit.ly/6yNBYq (via @Slate) oh balls.
  15. We were all just almost killed by Drums, Columbine of Williamsburg.
  16. This is the best weekend ever.
  17. On metro north with #tesla it's happenningggggg.
  18. Diana's Yale packing list: "We need: camera, Sparks, beer, chewing tobacco, party hats, a mascot, tape for our boners, & a dollop of meth."
  19. @ForeverMayer Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
  20. If you love dogs... http://interloper.tumblr.co...