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  1. i write better html when i eat mini rolos. 10:08 AM Dec 16th from web
  2. fat quarters: fun to say, fun to buy. 8:49 PM Dec 13th from web
  3. why do i ever read comments on news sites? all it does is make me furious. which in turn makes me want to COMMENT. 2:21 PM Dec 8th from web
  4. Minus 29 , whatever. Are you people canadian or aren't you?! 6:58 AM Dec 8th from Echofon
  5. i am going to take a controversial stance: I LOVE THIS SNOW STORM. 10:03 AM Dec 6th from web
  6. epic but not legendary 9:41 PM Dec 5th from web
  7. dentist + work makes me want to cry. i wish i had some soup. 12:23 PM Dec 3rd from web
  8. almost managed to forget about my fillings tomorrow. time to do another shot i guess. 8:03 PM Dec 2nd from web
  9. @amzors awesome. i'd like to imagine that was a Jocelyn-style "SAFETY!" 2:42 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to amzors
  10. my life = an episode of The Honeymooners 2:41 PM Dec 2nd from web
  11. also i wanted to decorate my christmas tree tonight but apparently my dumb husband is going out for beer and wings. 2:41 PM Dec 2nd from web
  12. frak, i'm hungry. wednesday is making me so so grumpy. 2:40 PM Dec 2nd from web
  13. i was thinking of trying to get vaccinated today, disappointed to find that i might be too lazy. 10:33 AM Nov 30th from web
  14. I do not understand American thanksgiving. Don't you guys know it's Thursday? 7:15 AM Nov 26th from Echofon
  15. it turns out almost nothing i've invented was actually invented by me. 3:32 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. can't blog. playing wow. 9:57 PM Nov 14th from web
  17. GOING BACK TO WEST EDMONTON MALL? I am a fool. 8:39 AM Nov 13th from web
  18. i was just about to put pizza 73 in my bookmarks toolbar, until i realized what that would represent about my life. 4:30 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. wow, do i ever not know what is going on today. 3:11 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. re: previous tweet. My husband claims i stole this joke from him. I think i would remember doing something like *that* 12:53 PM Nov 7th from web
  • Name Jocelyn
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  • Bio #haiku: just too much to say/twitter is so limiting/i don't microblog
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