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  1. @gomfucius maybe you need buri buri? about 15 hours ago from web in reply to gomfucius
  2. Speculum @ the gyn's office:1 ; Husband: 0. Now where's mah beer. Slurp. about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. Not thrilled about seeing the cardiologist next week but apparently my hearts got a boo-boo, and welp, its either that or die. Cheers! about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  4. oh, and that's 5 NOT including himself....so you better up that to 12. about 18 hours ago from web
  5. for every person he eats 2 potatoes.. say, 5 at a table = 10 potatoes for him...don't say I didn't warn ya. P.S. HIDE THE PIES. about 18 hours ago from web
  6. He eats about half a turkey to himself, so you'd better get an extra bird and don't even get me started on the potato situation... about 18 hours ago from web
  7. If anyone's interested in inviting my annoying husband over for Thanksgiving so that I don't have to listen to him complain. Please txt me. about 18 hours ago from web
  8. versed NOT verced...sorry #fb 10:05 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. I'm about to watch me some Southpark: Eat,Pray,Queef... word. 10:04 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @AgentDragonFly WOOOP! 10:00 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to AgentDragonFly
  11. My husband and I have decided to host a NYE party. BYOA... Bring your own anethesiologist. Verced! Woop! #fb 9:41 PM Nov 23rd from TwitterBerry
  12. let me try this again. Update: I can smell the toothpaste on my husbands breath in the other room and it's making me want to toss my taco's. 12:05 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @al999 shit, is it only Monday (gasp) 12:02 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to al999
  14. Hey Sluts! New blog post!: Humor Me. (spelled the lazy amercian way) http://bit.ly/4x81Vg 11:54 AM Nov 23rd from Twitter Tools
  15. oh my god... I don't think I'm normal. 10:57 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. @al999 yep, we will be performing wearing nothing but :-) 10:51 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to al999
  17. @al999 I've got a band for you to join... 10:46 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to al999
  18. Lazy wife. That's what. #fb 10:45 AM Nov 23rd from web
  19. oh my, these midnight tacos are going to tear my pants apart in more ways than one....rrrrrip. 1:16 AM Nov 23rd from web
  20. My dog can bark English better than my husband, who's lived in the US for 20 years, and who is human, can speak it. :•| 12:54 AM Nov 23rd from TwitterBerry