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  1. rewatching early larry sanders episodes makes me realize that i dress now like how janeane garofalo dressed in 1992. i'm fine with that? about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @jmpress i'm with you on this one. write all the stupid sappy love scenes you want, but STICK TO THE VAMPIRE CANON. sparkle, my ass. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to jmpress
  3. what's your least favorite thanksgiving chore? mine is prepping the 2 lbs of green beans. can't wait until milo is old enough to take over. about 12 hours ago from web
  4. milo's latest thing is that he thinks his nipples are hilarious. he points to them and then bursts out laughing. i need video of this. about 12 hours ago from web
  5. i wish that someone would give us $5,000 so that i could turn our basement into the basement of my dreams. money is wasted on the rich. about 14 hours ago from web
  6. how could i have forgotten the ultimate example: smallville! #showsyouarealwaysshockedtohearstillexist about 14 hours ago from web
  7. @yi YES OF COURSE it is. some people are morons. 9:33 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to yi
  8. things which are free and always make me feel better: flossing, vacuuming, sweeping, drinking water, stretching, hugging, smooching, smiling 8:45 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. is milo calling me "mambo" instead of mama? that's what i sounds like. or maybe i'm just obsessing over lou bega AGAIN. 9:03 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @jmpress i'm so jealous of you right now. 9:00 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jmpress
  11. my kid jumps up and down with excitement when he sees seitan roast, like it's a cupcake. so proud. 8:55 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. i'm making 9 courses over the thanksgiving week (two potlucks & a home celebration) and the grand total for groceries? $75. YAY VEGETABLES! 5:43 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. "maybe you should write down all of your recipes..." "in case I DIE?!" "yeah and i have to cook for milo." "i wrote a COOKBOOK, you know." 5:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. mokin is always asking me if i put oregano in things. he smells an herb and becomes convinced it's oregano. you and i both know it's weed! 5:20 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. eep! http://www.herbivoreclothin... 2:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. the best way to fix a terrible mood is sewing christmas stockings, yes? thank goodness. 2:11 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. @heathersayshi i'm going to pretend that you mean "team jakob," and that you think that kid on so you think you can dance is super talented. 2:10 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to heathersayshi
  18. am i going to the @sweetpeabaking thanksgiving brunch this morning and then a thanksgiving potluck tonight? yes i am. i love you, starch! 9:04 AM Nov 22nd from web
  19. tiny thanksgiving splurge: got porcinis and chanterelles for the mushroom dressing this year instead of regular ol' creminis. duuuuuuuuuude. 8:17 PM Nov 21st from web
  20. milo and i are going to herbivore tomorrow so that he can model the new toddler shirts. eep! 6:31 PM Nov 21st from web