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  1. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? about 14 hours ago from API
  2. If people evolved from apes why are there still apes? 8:31 AM Dec 1st from API
  3. Don’t smoke any kind of “DOPE”!! 8:26 AM Nov 30th from API
  4. If women dressed for men the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. 8:21 AM Nov 29th from API
  5. If it’s cooler than 75F it’s too cold for me. 8:11 AM Nov 27th from API
  6. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. 8:06 AM Nov 26th from API
  7. I have seen very few donkeys in Mexico 7:56 AM Nov 25th from API
  8. When it comes to going after what you love in life don't take no for an answer. 7:51 AM Nov 24th from API
  9. Denver is a nice city. 7:41 AM Nov 23rd from API
  10. Men should be like Kleenex soft strong and disposable. 7:26 AM Nov 22nd from API
  11. I love Bar-B-Que and potato salad. 7:21 AM Nov 21st from API
  12. Why is it that when you attempt to catch something falling off a table you always manage to knock something else over? 7:16 AM Nov 20th from API
  13.  Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift 7:11 AM Nov 19th from API
  14. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. 7:06 AM Nov 18th from API
  15. I have seen very few donkeys in Mexico 7:01 AM Nov 17th from API
  16. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 6:56 AM Nov 16th from API
  17. Why is Wyoming the least populated state in the U.S.A.? 6:51 AM Nov 15th from API
  18. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 6:46 AM Nov 14th from API
  19. All inclusive resorts in Cancun are a real bargain right now. 6:41 AM Nov 13th from API
  20. The hot water heater blew – hate cold water showers – I hate them – I am using the work hate here. 6:36 AM Nov 12th from API