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  1. Last night was a cool Monday night. Hung out with a bunch of very cool people. 9:35 AM Dec 1st, 2009 from Twitterrific
  2. It's 2:23am, gotta squeeze in some Bible reading before hitting the hay. 2:24 AM Dec 1st, 2009 from Twitterrific
  3. Shouldn't the Mini dealership be tiny? 10:44 AM Nov 21st, 2009 from Twitterrific
  4. @eleanorgrosch I want to know the key to losing weight while still eating what I want. 8:35 AM Oct 31st, 2009 from Twitterrific in reply to eleanorgrosch
  5. Aziz is hilarious on Parks and Rec!! #FuckBonesImWatchingParksandRec 2:56 PM Oct 15th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  6. My room at night. http://twitpic.com/ky7pk 3:07 AM Oct 10th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  7. Nice girl at Chinese place gave me way too much boba in my boba smoothie. 8:29 PM Oct 8th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  8. I wonder what the least severe crime is you can commit and be considered a war criminal... War Loitering? War shoplifting? 12:18 AM Oct 7th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  9. Nutha long day of paper chasin' tomorrow... 1:24 AM Sep 23rd, 2009 from Twitterrific
  10. Word order is very powerful. 'Love Child' = beautiful; 'Child Love' = criminal 11:59 AM Sep 22nd, 2009 from Twitterrific
  11. Thanks for preventing me from typing 'hell', iPhone. 1:36 PM Sep 17th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  12. Welcome to the lowest rung of he'll, @kfcossio. 1:35 PM Sep 17th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  13. I think 'I need a drink' is a depressing phrase to hear people use. 2:11 AM Sep 6th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  14. Pet peeve: American girls who think they can speak with a British accent because they worked at a rennaissance festival once. 8:06 PM Aug 31st, 2009 from Twitterrific
  15. To fat guy at airport: tucking the shirt in only in the front accomplishes nothing. 8:14 PM Aug 23rd, 2009 from Twitterrific
  16. Just landed in Miami. 3:43 AM Aug 22nd, 2009 from Twitterrific
  17. Some old man shouting across the food court at the airport was certain I was some guy named Lou. 10:10 PM Aug 21st, 2009 from Twitterrific
  18. Just found a small Indian restaurant right near my place. I wonder if they realize they only need to make mediocre food for me to be hooked. 12:19 PM Aug 8th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  19. Would it be weirder to go to bed naked and wake up clothed or go to bed clothed and wake up naked? My vote is for the former. 12:37 AM Aug 7th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  20. I'm at a point in my life where I realize I can't change others. For instance, midgets won't be wish giving leprechauns no matter what I do. 6:19 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from Twitterrific