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I haven't been to school in so long I totally forgot what time I set my alarm for. 7 o' clock? about 7 hours ago from web
@ElliotWf I'll fucking drag a bag of crushed ice up there if I have to. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to ElliotWf
@paigelikeapage Actually I'm not mad. I'm happy that my idea exists in some form. All I ever wanted was a tuna cone, I didn't care how. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage Those who say it cannot be done are often interrupted by those doing it (or something like that). about 7 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage When I'm rolling in a pile of tuna scented money, you'll look back at this conversation and wonder what could have been. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage We'll put a chocolatey surprise at the bottom of the cone like a Drumstick! Genius. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage Also, I'll cut you in for 10%. Paige's Patented Tuna Cones: The Fishy Treat You Love To Eat. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage Think bread bowl. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... about 8 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage This ain't some slice of Rainbow bread wrapped around a ball of tuna, it's bread baked into a cone shape. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage Also, have some faith. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
@paigelikeapage Ice cream makes cones soggy. Plus it'll be so delicious you'll wolf it down. BOOM! about 8 hours ago from web in reply to paigelikeapage
I had the greatest idea ever. Tuna Cone. Like an ice cream cone, but made of bread, and with a scoop of tuna fish. You can eat it on the go! about 8 hours ago from web
Joint problems must be unsettling because your skeleton is literally falling apart. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
If you knew nothing about how trees grow, you'd think they spring out of the ground in a mad rush. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
If chickens were mammals AND birds it'd be sweet because you'd get eggs and milk. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
You're my savior. about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter
Can't a brother get a shawarma up in this piece? 3:52 PM Nov 29th from web
Oh wait, I just had a great idea. SPAM tacos. 3:33 PM Nov 29th from web
Some saltines would be great right about now. 3:02 PM Nov 29th from web

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Name Jacob Martinez
Location San Antonio, Texas
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Bio Kirk is my Captain, Victoria is my Queen.

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