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  1. El Bracero with @varin, @jimbabb and @thechicken. Does this get better? http://twitpic.com/u8z92
  2. I always feel better when the weather gets cold. Like I am justified in staying inside and working on old projects. It's cozy.
  3. My 7 yr old daughter just asked what a bratwurst is. I have failed as a former Wisconsinite parent.
  4. Is there a "vasectomy peas" recipe to use up all these frozen bags of peas that are currently my best friends? Vasectomy soup?
  5. Is it wrong to teabag the tub of orange sherbet after my vasectomy? I think not. I have like a permanent kick in the nuts at the moment.
  6. I survived the snip snip. That was not natural. Sitting on a bag of peas, grieving my fertility. Whew.
  7. No, the hamster is not dead, it was just sitting really still with its eyes open for an oddly long time
  8. Yes, I am a grain of sand on an endless beach... but I'm a cool sparkly one.
  9. Ranch dressing makes cannibalism much easier
  10. I appreciate the uncomplicated Chinese model number system (pic) http://twitpic.com/q04i0
  11. My wife is flipping out trying to solve a puzzle for 100k. I've seen this before ;). Stay clear!
  12. Google Voice Translation:Maybe really sorry you're not there really are you really okay well i'm in the bench in leaving a message right now
  13. Mmmm pumpkin seeds http://twitpic.com/npvgp
  14. The best thing at the Chicago Field Museum is the Michael Jackson in Egypt exhibit (eerie pic) http://twitpic.com/n1h2i
  15. Why exactly would I need my new socks in a resealable bag? http://twitpic.com/mf5bf
  16. I just picked up my phone and it felt skinnier and lighter - ever have heightened altered sense of touch? Happens when I am concentrating.
  17. Better than flowers (in this house): chips & salsa from El Bracero. Today required the large order.
  18. How am I supposed to eat this bowl of cereal with all these construction zone lane changes?
  19. How am I supposed to Twitter with all these semis passing me?
  20. Mental weather forecast: Partly to mostly manic, self-medication storm late.