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A holiday dish named turduken engenders ewwen & yucken at least among some those sounds naturally come after gobblen, quacken & clucken about 10 hours ago from web
@marsintenn Someone pays them to do it. And it's all they know how to do. #spam about 10 hours ago from web in reply to marsintenn
"Do not read English? Please GO HERE to translate this description..." LANGUAGE FAIL about 14 hours ago from web
Thanksgiving's over / Maybe now we'll have the time / to enjoy the sunlight #haiku about 14 hours ago from web
RT @uxhaiku Folks don't get Twitter. They don't like people that much. My dead plant agrees. #haiku about 14 hours ago from web
Got a new follower I actually want to follow back: @uxhaiku about 14 hours ago from web
I dunno. Lists on Twitter seem like those plates with dividers in them so the foods won't touch. #pickytweeters about 15 hours ago from web
Delicate flavor / Barley vegetable soup / Salted with my tears #haiku about 15 hours ago from web
Acquired 2 new followers who are actually not spamtubes. So far. about 15 hours ago from web
58 yrs old and finally starting to figure out where the e and the i go. Progress. about 15 hours ago from web
Did see a farmer walking along the highway with a shotgun over his shoulder. Did not look especially disgruntled. about 15 hours ago from web
And, weird, no gunshots today. The tryptophan must still be in effect. about 15 hours ago from web
I wonder how long before it's safe to go to Home Depot on Black Friday? Not bargain-hunting; just need building materials. about 15 hours ago from web
Recuperating with a bowl of barley soup. No turkey in it. about 15 hours ago from web
We had a Black Friday and a Gray Thursday this week. about 15 hours ago from web
@xenijardin And a gravy Ladle of Filth. #Gothsgiving about 16 hours ago from web in reply to xenijardin
Saw a Boiled Peanut stand on Bell Road. First time I've seen one in Nashville. about 16 hours ago from web
@djhein70 Oh, no, he loves getting in his carrier. Just didn't want to go anywhere today. (Neither did I.) about 16 hours ago from web in reply to djhein70
@SchoolmarmDE Did I post the Welsh, then? Queued it up but couldn't remember if I actually posted it (or where). about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SchoolmarmDE
Bean is well, just here for shots and scrip refill. But he's going on a diet. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie