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I bought an aloe vera drink @ the world foods super market last night. I think I may be too intimidated to ever drink the thing...7:39 AM Oct 29th from Tweed
@LuciferBob what he really needs is to learn an attack move. All his moves are defensive. So what will butters evolve into? Butsioders?7:38 AM Oct 29th from Tweed in reply to LuciferBob
It's almost scarf weather again, yeah!12:03 PM Oct 28th from Tweed
Theory: Paranormal activity is scary for people in relationships/have had experience with the occult, for everyone else it falls flat.4:38 PM Oct 23rd from Twee
@IssyRosyBelle wait till they code human fertility in our genes.4:31 PM Oct 23rd from Tweed in reply to IssyRosyBelle
@LuciferBob you beat it! Awesome.12:17 PM Oct 23rd from Tweed in reply to LuciferBob
It's interesting, the default state for dogs is that of having their reproductive organs cut out. The default is dogs can't make more dogs.2:25 PM Oct 21st from Tweed
Fuck me, paranormal activity is a scary movie.7:46 PM Oct 18th from Tweed
Dagnabbit. Finished a story for New Scientist Flash Competition (closing date today) to find contest is already closed. Sigh.6:52 PM Oct 15th from web
@LuciferBob we're down, when can you come over?3:58 PM Oct 15th from Tweed in reply to LuciferBob
On our way to vegas!7:13 PM Oct 8th from Tweed
@IssyRosyBelle congratulations!5:53 PM Oct 8th from Tweed in reply to IssyRosyBelle
Orthodox iconography, gold and holy. Old words in 3 languages to consecrate love. Song and dance, liquor and light over dark waters.9:40 PM Oct 4th from Tweed
I'm on a boat!6:39 PM Oct 4th from Tweed
Waiting to figure out where the wedding reception is.6:28 PM Oct 4th from Tweed
@rubyredfishies Damn right I am.1:28 PM Oct 3rd from Tweed in reply to rubyredfishies
@LuciferBob Do you need me to come get one?12:43 PM Sep 25th from Tweed in reply to LuciferBob
@jinra glee=awesome. Ur the 2nd person to recommend vampire diaries... Though maybe ur both going through true blood withdrawls? Hmm.2:09 PM Sep 23rd from Tweed in reply to jinra
the Dunesteef podcast made a complete audio drama of one of my stories. They did an amazing job. Check it out http://tinyurl.com/ku64w310:30 PM Sep 19th from web
I think in the future, people won't say someone has been upstaged. Instead they'll say 'kanyed.' Hehe, when will this stop amusing me?10:49 PM Sep 16th from web

Name J M Perkins
Location San Diego
Web http://struggling...
Bio Will Master the internet yet will be intellectual without being pedantic will philosiphize for fun