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  1. I <3 my server so much more than I <3 girls.
  2. Listening to The Dead Weather while writing PHP front ends for product databases. For all that is holy, get The Dead Weather's new album.
  3. http://bit.ly/FwfNF No really, I'm getting things done today.
  4. http://bit.ly/2lNqRE Yep, that's about right.
  5. @AMussman Not that I'm a brand expert, but Best Buy's brand is as shifty as their stock.
  6. @bldngnerd Trust me, I use to "work" there. You're lucky, usually they'll try to sell you subscriptions/BS services you don't need.
  7. @bldngnerd Best Buy == Non-commission sales force for generally overpriced goods doing the minimum amount of work to keep their job.
  8. Everything's fine, whew. That sucked. Thanks @rackspace
  9. Fixing corrupt MySQL databases because of Rackspace's major screw up today... @rackspace
  10. RT @ckconner "Rackspace had better get their fanatical shit together."
  11. @ckconner Thank you for that great moment of laughter in watching this issue. That made my day.
  12. Dear Rackspace... Get it together. Now.
  13. http://bit.ly/xkRD7 Check out the new photos from last night's spectacular sunset in Marion Iowa!
  14. Congrats to Burger King on a hugely successful ad campaign! (everyone hates it but now it has so much exposure it'll never go away)
  15. @Cooliris Funny how my Firefox install runs SO much faster without your bloated extension running on it, isn't it?
  16. fixoutlook.org - Let's send a message to the #Microsoft folks about how Outlook's rendering engine needs to not suck.
  17. @kentnichols That's actually from my communist days... (and my days where I used too much eye liner...)
  18. Best office quote for today : "What do you want Andrew?... I'm optimizing a page on winter itch..." @jowhaley
  19. @GHollingsworth You're not even counting the insane amount of weddings that happen in June!
  20. Dear Google, Gmail's download all attachments functionality is so key. Thank you.