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How do you practise for a 2 min impromptu speech? (2 mins on xyz starting now!) Competing in the home counties final at Toastmasters Oct 102:20 AM Sep 29thfrom Ping.fm
Nurse:"I have good news & bad news.The bad news is the surgeon amputated the wrong leg. The good news is your other one is getting better."12:18 AM Sep 22ndfrom Ping.fm