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  1. @johncmayer clearly, you've not heard Silent Night played on the theremin!
  2. @heidimontag I hear you girl! Gonna start shopping for NEXT xmas on the 26th! lol
  3. They're calling your number - it's your turn. 2010: what are you waiting for? http://www.yourturn2010.com/ thx @finedesigngroup
  4. 48 Hours and 20 Minutes left until it's time to start my holiday shopping!
  5. RT @lakey: Browser Pong: http://bit.ly/4vT2kQ
  6. Update: I currently know where my wallet is. I can't be stopped now.
  7. I've never purchased from JCPenney online or off. My only contact with them has been "unsubscribe", yet I remain on their email list... why?
  8. Bootleg of Sigur Ros doing an Icelandic Christmas song in '99. The whole effect is just...chilly: http://bit.ly/7CL3Jt
  9. I think I know exactly where my wallet is about 32% of the time. And right now is part of the other 68%.
  10. Handy Hey Jude flowchart for easy sing-along reference: http://bit.ly/1mCPqx
  11. This is either the best idea ever, or the worst. RT @GuyKawasaki: Bathroom scale tweets your weight http://om.ly/dIZN
  12. 25 Alternative Uses For Olive Oil (me, I'll be taming the frizzies w/extra virgin in the morning). http://bit.ly/1fyk50
  13. @spencerpratt You are so MONEY and your new album cover PROVES it. Let your light shine, brutha.
  14. Okay. I shoulda known this. RT @OMGFacts: The name Joshua is Hebrew for 'Jesus' #omgfacts
  15. Great SF pics. Filled w/hometown pride. RT @chanface: incredible SF photo story @pictory http://bit.ly/8ZACYD (via @notforpaper)
  16. Great reasons to become an advocate for uni-tasking today RT @copyblogger: Portrait of a Multitasking Mind - http://bit.ly/4nbYII
  17. I don't even have a bike but I want this for xmas @sbrisko free shipping on downlowglow if you order by wed 12/16 - http://bit.ly/4O7SeF
  18. Down with stuff.
  19. kills me @lakey I tweeted this months ago but it remains the very funniest thing I have heard all year... http://bit.ly/8ZAVti
  20. For 10+ years, I've received emails from a militant nun group who think Sister Kelly's at my address and won't be convinced otherwise.