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  1. @nikkihammes Oh honey, any time. I like you when you rant. :) about 8 hours ago from web in reply to nikkihammes
  2. @nikkihammes Oh! I went to law school with a woman who said she was a republican because her parents were. Holy shit what?! about 8 hours ago from web in reply to nikkihammes
  3. @nikkihammes Are you saying that if you enlist, you might get sent into a war?! NO WAI!!! about 8 hours ago from web in reply to nikkihammes
  4. @nikkihammes You should be like me and watch only sports. I didn't even know there was a presidential address! I am woefully uninformed! about 8 hours ago from web in reply to nikkihammes
  5. @nikkihammes Um, hello?! about 8 hours ago from web in reply to nikkihammes
  6. My parents are coming tomorrow. I'm going to dress S in 12 snowsuits so my mom won't lecture me on how he's freezing. about 12 hours ago from web
  7. @spacecoaster Hey wait a minute! Bugeyes are totally intimidating! about 12 hours ago from web in reply to spacecoaster
  8. @JenFromCanada OH MY GOD I didn't see that. MUST HAVE. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to JenFromCanada
  9. Is it dumb to buy a toy dude can't play with for like 3 or 4 years? I want this: http://tinyurl.com/ya9a4ga. about 15 hours ago from web
  10. People need to stop saying "different" when it's not necessary. "Seven different players" -- otherwise you'd mean seven of the same player? about 15 hours ago from web
  11. They really needed to announce that Tiger Woods was at fault in the crash? Otherwise we would've thought it was the fire hydrant? about 15 hours ago from web
  12. Randy Moss looks like Kimbo Slice with that beard. 8:12 PM Nov 30th from web
  13. @JoeBouma He might as well, because I'm getting killed this week. Killed! 8:04 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to JoeBouma
  14. If Tom Brady throws 9 touchdown passes, I'll be right in this thing! 8:01 PM Nov 30th from web
  15. S just generated a #PoopCloud. He also just ousted someone as the Mayor of Poop. #foursquare 6:32 PM Nov 30th from web
  16. @stannate Thanks! 5:40 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to stannate
  17. Then he reads more and says, "This m*therf#&ker needs Zoloft." I guess the existentialists weren't known for their happiness, right? 5:33 PM Nov 30th from web
  18. I came home from the gym to find B reading Either/Or to S again. He somehow incorporated "I don't always drink beer, but when I do...." 5:32 PM Nov 30th from web
  19. The good thing about bad things happening is that after they're over, it gets better. 3:24 PM Nov 30th from web
  20. @_cristina_ Did he give you a sassy mom bob like everyone on the show gets? 10:32 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to _cristina_