jmesa
Go download it from iTunes right now. You'll thank me. Trust.
| Suck a Caribou's Ass is the greatest song ever recorded. |
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| It's the top of the 9th with two outs, and Dye hits a home run. I love him. Please win this game, guys. |
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| I'm going to run to Detroit RIGHT NOW and punch the person who is whistling. |
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| @pdan Haha. The more subtle hipster irony is what's bugging me now -- the shrunken cardigan, 22-oz.-PBR-drinking set. |
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| We're going to an outdoor beer fest tomorrow and it's supposed to be 10,000 degrees. I hope that doesn't suck. |
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| I don't mean to sound like a commercial. However, HOLY CRAP I bought a running skirt and it is the BEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD. |
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| Okay guys, Mitch arrived. He is fine. I kind of wish I could track him for the rest of the evening, just to see where he goes next. |
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| @talesofmy30s I don't remember the last time I had it. We get cheap pizza like twice a year. "Stick with the home team" always makes us ill. |
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| @GridironGoddess Haha I still have my bonnet, somewhere. I need to get some mormon garments, too. |
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| @joemagennis I'm getting worried about him! He's not here yet! I feel like I know him now and am terribly concerned about his well-being. |
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| OMG Mitch left the store with our order at 7:26 pm. If I were high, I would die of awesome right now this second. |
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| B ordered Domino's online (I know). The awesome part is the "pizza tracker." Adam put our order in the oven at 7:18. That's badass! |
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| Hey Twitter peeps, let's all join hands and declare the death of hipster irony. Please. |
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| @stannate OMG thank you! Downloading right now. This one kills me: Superbowl Jesus (Kanye West + 1985 Bears vs. Wilco). |
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| @jennyjenjen Yeah, nice, crisp tattoos are a benefit (maybe the only benefit) of pasty-white skin. I'm getting my third soon, I hope. |
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| I hate people who say "OH EW if you get a tattoo it'll be all wrinkly in 50 years." Dude, you'll be all wrinkly in 50 years. Who cares? |
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| Oh, and Rod Smith is going to retire tomorrow. I might consider dating the Broncos again if they give him some kind of coaching gig. |
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| @GridironGoddess Oh god. If I write a blog post while not on Adderall I sound like Moe. This is a serious problem. |
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| @JoeBouma Haha thanks! Speaking of crazy, my latest idea is getting a tattoo of the exploding scoreboard. Seriously. WTF? |
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