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RT @ScottAukerman: The Lovely Bones ISN'T a sequel to Sex&The City?Well after a rough year where my daughter was raped &killed I could s ...about 18 hours agofrom API
RT @parisreview: The joke is the purest, most essential form of storytelling. Every word has to count. -Paul Auster (w/Javier Marías ton ...about 20 hours agofrom API
I don't support gay marriage. Or regular marriage. Or couples. Or any form of dating. Everyone should be alone & angry like me.about 20 hours agofrom Tweetie
Producers of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" announce new shows "I Forgot I Had to Eat" & "What Do You Mean I've Been Shot in the Face?"9:51 PM Nov 29thfrom Tweetie
RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Just another Sunday evening with a 3,000 piece monochromatic puzzle and a bunch of personality quizzes9:24 PM Nov 29thfrom API
FANTASTIC MR. FOX is Wes Anderson's most accomplished film since RUSHMORE. A minor masterpiece Max Fisher might have produced as an adult.10:42 PM Nov 28thfrom Tweetie
