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  1. New on PAREB: Do Big Screen TV's Fit In Shopping Carts? http://tinyurl.com/uhnope
  2. New on Zillow: Zillow Mortgage Marketplace: A lender who sucks at setting expectations? Here is your toaster: http://tinyurl.com/ztoaster
  3. Sitting here staring out the window of my office watching guys tee off on the 3rd hole is not good for my work ethic. #newoffice #waterfall
  4. @deanouellette I might be one of the only guys you know that can put a positive spin on sitting 6 feet below a toilet. #waterfalloffice
  5. Need to adjust the waterfall in my new office to *constant* or not at all. This starting and stopping every ten minutes is crazy. #demoted
  6. @GilbertJenn A sure sign of true love.
  7. @DeanOuellette Correct. Some days people call me Picasso. Some days people call me Jay-Z. I have never been called a rocket scientist.
  8. Got a new office today. Good news: great view of a golf course. Bad news: it has waterfall sound effects when 2nd floor flushes the toilet.
  9. New on AMT: Obama Refinance Now Allows Up To 125% "Underwater" To Refinance: http://tinyurl.com/Obama125 #nowisthetime
  10. Playing Candyland with my 5 year old. Losing. Bad.
  11. RE Agent: AHHH! YOU JUST RUINED MY DAY! Me: Sorry. I just told you the truth. Want me to lie to you to make you feel better?
  12. Lesson of day. If lender is hosing up your deal, sit on their desk and stare at them until they fix it. Taught by @deanouellette. #wasntme
  13. What's so great about using Zillow when shopping for a Mortgage? See comments for the straight dope: http://tinyurl.com/ltistoast #ltistoast
  14. @KevinRay Turntimes will vary by lender, not product. If a lender tells you 60 days, check around. Best way to expedite is find new lender.
  15. @KevinRay Fire away! I will do my best.
  16. New on AMT: Are any lenders actually helping people monetize the 8000 tax credit? http://tinyurl.com/flex1 #getfamous
  17. RT: deanouellette @jmchood please come home I miss our lunches and time together. <ME TOO. WORKING ON IT!> #notgay
  18. New on AMT: Is Obama Refinance Going To Expand Guidelines To 125% from 105%? http://tinyurl.com/105to125
  19. @tdhurst Google "straw buyer" and add a healthy dose of "stated income loans" and I think you can put the rest of the puzzle together.
  20. New on Zillow: What does shopping for a mortgage and dating have in common? You can't afford not to know. http://tinyurl.com/3dayrule #3days