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Portal, in ASCII http://tinyurl.com/n3rp5mabout 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
http://twitpic.com/abexk - ANGRY4:12 AM Jul 14th from TwitPic
won 2nd prize in a beauty contest, collected £10. NICE! (via @ewanmcdowall)3:13 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
Washing Machine: Clothes are done! Me: That was quick! WM: Yup! Me: Kinda' smelly - drying programme?! LAZY FUCK! WM: Clothes are done!2:10 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
Wait, what? - Freddie is /not/ Andy Flintoff's brother?2:00 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
@andrewtibbs sure is!12:29 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to andrewtibbs
http://twitpic.com/a8ztw - You needz mudz? I oblige.12:16 PM Jul 13th from TwitPic
@ewanmcdowall NICE7:30 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to ewanmcdowall
Downloading lunchcast to intestinal-tract. Nom one of two; three minutes remaining.4:44 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
Matress: Don't want to sleep on your back? Me: You know I'll stop breathing during the night Matress: Don't drool Me: Matresses don't talk.4:05 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
@emotionalpedant relief.3:35 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to emotionalpedant
@emotionalpedant That is totally unacceptable.3:00 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to emotionalpedant
So, this is how to ride downhill. http://bit.ly/123oL82:00 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
Film-maker tip: make playback of faux home movie footage appear realistic by including flashing red "recording" text in the corner.9:16 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
@andrewtibbs It's prudent to carry spares.12:02 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to andrewtibbs
Urethra: *pisssss* - Done. Me: Finished? U: Yup. M: Sure? U: Sure. M: Sure? U: Absolutely. M: *put away* U: *leak* M: FUCKER!10:23 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@ewanmcdowall HD Tour - the quality is so good :'-)6:00 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to ewanmcdowall
Watching a mountain stage of le Tour (TIOOYK) in HD for the first time. It is actually the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.5:59 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@ewanmcdowall Would be good if Sastre did it, think Contador will be going mental to drop Armstrong5:15 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to ewanmcdowall
@ewanmcdowall classic stinkeye http://twitpic.com/9vqi45:02 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie

Name John McDowall
Location iPhone: 55.928825,-3.210935
Web http://jmcd.nu/blog
Bio Cyclist, Geek, Insomniac, Vegan, Jerk, lover of houmous

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