jmccliment
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to play a didgeridoo and ride a unicycle and he'll move to Portland.
9:02 AM May 24th
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But WHY is Winter coming? Let's turn to Ned Stark for the weather...
11:23 AM May 24th
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I love the example given here... ...
1:06 PM May 22nd
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@ Better plan: Don't work in TN. Or carry cash there. Hell, best to stay away entirely...
8:22 AM May 22nd
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in reply to ToryLaPrath
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@ Glad I'm not the only one. I just wish the main website made Favorites easier to get to...
9:42 AM May 17th
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in reply to bobmungovan
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A Lannister *F*ck! Ass!* always has Tourette's.
6:08 PM May 16th
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@ Well, yeah -- intelligence follows a bell curve. Even "average" is outnumbered by the sum of stupid, and stupid is loud.
11:57 AM May 16th
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@ Honestly, what amazes me is that there's any question as to what it was. A large bird? Really?
10:06 AM May 16th
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in reply to ToryLaPrath
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@ Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?
10:05 AM May 16th
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in reply to ToryLaPrath
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@ @ Careful retweeting that - you don't want the crapstorm of trolls that descended on @ for that to come for you.
12:14 PM May 15th
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in reply to xoff00
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Stupid and angry is no way to go through life, son.
9:06 PM May 13th
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Asshat (plural asshats): (pejorative, slang) an obnoxiously ignorant person; a fool. The author of . cc @
7:55 PM May 13th
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@ Sadly, a lot of people don't have that skill even when they're not in Troll mode.
12:37 PM May 13th
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in reply to shanselman
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Where was when I was younger and hanging out more?
11:05 AM May 13th
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Where were 3D printers when I kept losing the guns for my action figures?
9:33 AM May 12th
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Amazing Tech: Jay Leno keeps cars alive by using a 3D printer
8:28 AM May 12th
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@ Ummm... welcome back? :)
8:45 AM May 12th
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Sometimes, no matter how hard you try... you still don't make it
1:21 PM May 11th
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@ ...or maybe "Silverlight leaves Redmond on a network travelling 1gbps..." Oh, wait -- that's a math problem, not a joke...
9:21 AM May 11th
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in reply to lazycoder
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@ Do they all start with "three XAML technologies walk in to a bar..."?
9:18 AM May 11th
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in reply to lazycoder
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- Name Jeremy McCliment
- Location ÜT: 33.340774,-111.863001
- Bio ASP.NET / C# developer, husband, father, geek, dork.
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