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  1. @rainnwilson certified pre-owned has been inspected by authorized dealers and comes with a better warranty.
  2. @TheDudeDean I don't see what that has to do with wanting your Reddit account back. Go find a community that likes pompous idiots.
  3. @TheDudeDean If Reddit users are so dumb like you say then why are you so concerned with getting your account reactivated?
  4. At the Red House. Where white people and black people buy furniture. http://bit.ly/slORr
  5. Pat: "Oh man, my tongue feels so tender right now"
  6. http://www.theonion.com/con...
  7. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
  8. Hostage situation in Binghamton, NY... where I'm from. This is scary. http://is.gd/qyET
  9. "Once you've written one, you've written them all!" ~Tino
  10. Sup dawg, I heard you like power surges so I plugged all your appliances into one outlet so you can set your apartment on fire.
  11. You've been defidrillated! http://is.gd/oKJ5
  12. My hobby: Transcribe statements made by professors during class and twat them completely out of context.
  13. movl -4(%ebp), %eax duh.
  14. It's simple. Your first local starts at -12, instead of -4. You can do this, actually. We're going to reserve -4 for the return variable ...
  15. @thismax He most certainly is.
  16. COSI has a subreddit! http://reddit.com/r/COSI
  17. @codinghorror i wish you and your wife all the best and hope things go very well for all three of you this evening. Congratulations!
  18. it's not "twitted", you idiot, it's "twat"
  19. @thismax uhhhh... we lose an hour. noob.
  20. @ranok I think the word you were looking for is "while," not "whilst." We are, after all, not British.