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@doctorlinguist 25,000??? Dude, you need help. Seriously! Get it.
@doctorlinguist Just tells the kids that @jmayson ALWAYS wears a helmet and is MAJORLY cool.
Good thing I'm NOT suicidal, otherwise these debates might push me over the edge.
I'm getting addicted to USENET again.
@doctorlinguist Why so tachycardic? It must be your dreamy eyes making the patient's heart go a flutter. You're the MD how should I know?
@jeffTWC I think you should kickbox against Jim Spencer to settle the whole KXAN fiasco. :-)
Realizing my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be, finding ways to improve it.
@steverunner I'll cheer for the Sox because a) I curse teams I cheer for and b) I grew up in Tampa. You can thank me later. :-)
Grrr!! "I RAN" not "In ran". Maybe I ought to stop typing all together (everyone cheers in anticipation).
@pcamarata Ah, never mind. I see the Tweet now. In ran one in '85 in 4:58:15.3 and I vowed NEVER to do it again!!
Man, I absolutely cannot type. People, I am literate! Really, I am!
Informing the parental unit about Bob Barr http://www.bobbarr2008.com/...
@pcamarata How's the marathon go?
@doctorlinguist Wait? I can spread rumors like that? Dang!
@doctorlinguist BREAKING NEWS! California doctor FAILS his TB test and he's STILL TREATING PATIENTS!
@doctorlinguist It's budget cuts at CNN. Just let Twitter users write the news. I can't be any more make believe than it is now.
@jeffTWC A quick poll at lunch, it was about 4-to-1 in favor of TWC and I think we set the 1 guy straight. No 1 intrst'd in switch for KXAN
@doctorlinguist Rich Piehl and me. Mostly me. Johnny Depp will play you know who since he's good at playing crazy people.
@doctorlinguist We decided to create a sitcom based on m.t.r and you will be played by Kirk Cameron.
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