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  1. @jonniker Sounds delicious.
  2. @wbgookin Really? Never realized that. Is that only for wordpress.com hosted blogs or ALL WordPress blogs?
  3. A day that @wbgookin blogs is a good day. The whole vulva business is just icing on the cake: http://bit.ly/7iOn3l
  4. @dkoffler i hate you. not really, but can't you tell the difference b/w our backgrounds???
  5. @dkoffler what's the matter? your portal is needing some affection?
  6. @missrogue painful for him, painful for your wallet. ouch.
  7. @ooboyle so where was this poker tourney? you holding out on me?
  8. @ooboyle where are you?
  9. Harvey's DOES make a hamburger a beautiful thing. Sorry, @weightwatchers, I left you in the ditch today.
  10. My husband's leaving tomorrow for 11 days. One commenter says that's grounds for divorce. What do you think? http://bit.ly/4UZlWI
  11. @carolyneweldon white with tinges of pink. And good luck.
  12. @carolyneweldon It's the first year mine has bloomed anywhere NEAR Christmas.
  13. @Sarah0s where the hell are you???
  14. Mission: To get through tonight's Girl Geek Dinner without starving... or nibbling on the girl geek sitting next to me.
  15. @missrogue @dkoffler Should I be keeping my eye on this conversation?
  16. RT @Greeblemonkey Yo @twitter, if I wanted to see random people's avatars in my twitterstream I would actually follow them.
  17. @mublogger i'm definitely in the #Ineedmybabycontained camp. feet are firmly planted there.
  18. @jonniker During my first year of motherhood, I used to LOVE going to the dentist.
  19. @acriley Happy Birthday!!!
  20. @jonniker I think that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Please tell me you had a bagel. Or some smoked meat. You must come back.