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JMarlow

  1. How's diarrhea like color blindness? It runs in your jeans. about 4 hours ago via SocialOomph
  2. What happened to the woman who died from eating too much peanut butter? She stuck to the roof of her coffin. 1:20 PM May 30th via SocialOomph
  3. Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon? Find out on Jackie's Joke Hunt 278, "fish 'n clits," SiriusXM Howard 101, 7p EDT tonight ... 1:20 PM May 29th via SocialOomph
  4. What's a fart? A fart's a piece of shit honking for the right of way. 1:20 PM May 28th via SocialOomph
  5. Couple's in the living room. He says, "You're dry tonight." She says, "You're licking the rug." 1:20 PM May 27th via SocialOomph
  6. What happens when you roll off Oprah? You're still on her. 1:20 PM May 26th via SocialOomph
  7. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. 1:20 PM May 25th via SocialOomph
  8. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come when you call. 1:20 PM May 24th via SocialOomph
  9. just you try to mentally prepare for my daily joke ... just you try ... every damn day at ... yep ... 4:20 pm EDT ... please gimme topics. 1:46 PM May 23rd via SocialOomph
  10. Q: What do you call a naked blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath. 1:28 PM May 23rd via SocialOomph
  11. An Evening of Stump The Joke Man at East Hampton Studios: youtu.be/EIcrsqEdki8 via @youtube 3:25 PM May 9th via Tweet Button
  12. "Stump The Twitterers" brought to you by Jackie's Joke Hunt & the gang at jokeland.com ... win downloads of Jackie's joke CDs 7:44 AM May 5th via web
  13. What'd the naked Oprah say to the naked fat guy as he crawled off her? reply to jokeland@aol.com & win fun stuff 7:42 AM May 5th via web
  14. What's the difference between a pit bull humping your leg and a poodle humping your leg? reply to jokeland@aol.com & win fun stuff 7:41 AM May 5th via web
  15. ahh, America 2012 .. endless news footage of aircraft doing it doggie-style ... 8:48 AM Apr 27th via web
  16. @TheSomeGuyShow Joe Kearney is an asshole. 8:36 AM Apr 20th via web
  17. finished Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars amzn.to/z3qN7j #Kindle 7:29 AM Apr 20th via Kindle
  18. What's blue and purple and the size of a cocktail weenie? e-mail your answer to jokeland@aol.com & win an "F. jackie" dirty joke CD download 8:06 AM Mar 28th via web
  19. How does a lonely man sixty-nine?...e-mail your answer to jokeland@aol.com & win an "F. jackie" dirty joke CD download 8:05 AM Mar 28th via web
  20. Why do blondes like cars with sun roofs?...e-mail your answer to jokeland@aol.com & win an "F. jackie" dirty joke CD download 8:05 AM Mar 28th via web