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jmapes

  1. LOL RT @kevinsuxx I Love Kesha Because she paved the way for artists like madonna britney rihanna gaga katy they all follow in her footsteps
  2. @aparnapkin What is love? Baby. Don't hurt me.
  3. Thank you, @harto, for making my Thursday afternoon totally worth it. youtube.com/watch?v=eHQltw…
  4. so ready to call it a day. gah.
  5. Healthy noms. instagr.am/p/LTO51SobRW/
  6. Anyone else doing #JuNoWriMo?
  7. @AndrewKroll I think that's right, anyway. Now I'm second guessing myself.
  8. @AndrewKroll The "O" in "capitol" is like the dome of a government building. All else is spelled "capital."
  9. #DOMA ruled unconstitutional by federal appeals court. In other news, grass is green.
  10. Going from red to fire hair. (@ mod salon) 4sq.com/KJRInM
  11. Karma's a bitch, ain't it @youngrexus? instagr.am/p/LRHw1DobdV/
  12. THUNDA!
  13. Professional blow-outs always come in the nick of time when I'm having a bad day. Love it.
  14. Damn it, that would've been a GREAT Hoarders episode. MT @HuffingtonPost The smell of dead cats may have set off alarm huff.to/LGeXNc
  15. I'm writing a description of a $20 product that is just water in a can. My Jesuit education is screaming bloody murder.
  16. @panerabread In the summer, iced all the way!
  17. Also, a product described as "flesh tinted" is pretty racist. Seriously.