jmapes
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LOL RT @ I Love Kesha Because she paved the way for artists like madonna britney rihanna gaga katy they all follow in her footsteps
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to kevinsuxx
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@ What is love? Baby. Don't hurt me.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to aparnapkin
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Thank you, @, for making my Thursday afternoon totally worth it.
about 3 hours ago
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ruled unconstitutional. Tell @ & @ to stop wasting taxpayer money defending it.
about 5 hours ago
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so ready to call it a day. gah.
about 5 hours ago
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Healthy noms.
about 6 hours ago
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Anyone else doing ?
about 6 hours ago
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McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I think that's right, anyway. Now I'm second guessing myself.
about 8 hours ago
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@ The "O" in "capitol" is like the dome of a government building. All else is spelled "capital."
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to AndrewKroll
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ruled unconstitutional by federal appeals court. In other news, grass is green.
about 9 hours ago
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Going from red to fire hair. (@ mod salon)
about 23 hours ago
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from Omaha, NE
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Karma's a bitch, ain't it @?
3:27 PM May 30th
via Instagram
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THUNDA!
2:53 PM May 30th
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Professional blow-outs always come in the nick of time when I'm having a bad day. Love it.
12:55 PM May 30th
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Damn it, that would've been a GREAT Hoarders episode. MT @ The smell of dead cats may have set off alarm
12:54 PM May 30th
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in reply to HuffingtonPost
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I'm writing a description of a $20 product that is just water in a can. My Jesuit education is screaming bloody murder.
12:01 PM May 30th
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"Oxford Oxford Darwin Darwin. Also, there is no God." -Every Richard Dawkins book
9:53 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ In the summer, iced all the way!
8:42 AM May 30th
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in reply to panerabread
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Also, a product described as "flesh tinted" is pretty racist. Seriously.
8:23 AM May 30th
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- Name Jordan Mapes
- Location Omaha, NE
- Web http://www.jordan...
- Bio Writer, womyn, bibliophile, caffeine addict & trash-mouth with a big heart. Opinions are my own & RTs are not endorsements.
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