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Soup I was re-heating in the microwave spilled over and guess what? I cleaned it up IMMEDIATELY. Yes, you may call me Suzie Homemaker.
12:42 PM Jan 6th
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All of Southeast smells like rotten eggs and feet. Can't wait to get out of here. At least Clackamas only smells like fertilizer.
9:17 AM Jan 5th
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And I thought my car was loud.
8:15 AM Jan 5th
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Listening to live music on the way to work this morning, I pretended the applause was for my off-key singing along. I am so awesome!
10:15 AM Jan 4th
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RT @: "Tear gas" is two words. See Appendix: Great Stuff If You Can Get It
8:32 AM Jan 4th
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I thought I didn't sleep much last night, but the drool on my pillow tells a different story.
11:01 AM Dec 23rd, 2009
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I've been warned chemo will change my tastebuds. FYI: I cannot live in a world where mashed potatoes are less than perfection.
10:21 PM Dec 15th, 2009
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RT @ I can out-howl any wolf. Wolves are such posers. FYI, so are vacuum cleaners.
11:40 AM Dec 15th, 2009
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@ Erin, let me take care o' dem chikkins. Nummers.
8:36 PM Dec 11th, 2009
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RT @: if aliens are so smart, are they holding the cure for lymphoma? cuz i'd do a lot of *special* things for that info. just s
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10:46 PM Dec 8th, 2009
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Cancer is under-named. From this day forward, it's "fuckin'-cancer." So sayeth me. (via @)
12:02 PM Dec 1st, 2009
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Does having cancer give me an excuse to wear jammies everywhere? Cuz that might be a decent trade-off.
10:39 PM Nov 28th, 2009
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For someone who *loves* Christmas music, it's hard to find the words to convey exactly how much I despise everything The Chipmunks "sing."
11:33 AM Nov 26th, 2009
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I am ROCKIN' the Sue-Ellen Mischke look in this hospital gown.
8:02 AM Nov 25th, 2009
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Yay, Donny!! ohgodpleasekillmenowforthismakingmesohappy
11:11 PM Nov 24th, 2009
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@ Workin' on some new country song lyrics, are ya?
9:42 AM Nov 23rd, 2009
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RT @: If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a dog on the kitchen table. Come on, NASA.
9:41 AM Nov 20th, 2009
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RT @: What percentage of Sarah Palin supporters do you think went into a bookstore for the very first time yesterday?
12:00 AM Nov 20th, 2009
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If I should die before I wake, you can blame the farts coming out of this beagle.
11:04 PM Nov 19th, 2009
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Why yes, I have two different shoes on today. It's just one of the things that makes me special, or as some say, "special."
10:50 AM Nov 19th, 2009
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- Name Jen
- Location Portland, Oregon
- Web http://jmanullang...
- Bio “We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?”
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