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JManSays

  1. "Oh, no ... your money's not good here." - Bank of America twitter.com/JManSays/statu…
  2. Okay, I'm on GameCenter. So now what do I do?
  3. Growing up I was fascinated with space, watched Voyager footage of Neptune on TV, etc. Do kids today have that same interest we had then?
  4. @slim A Paperkegger always pays his debts.
  5. Decided to have a moratorium on squirrel trapping to see if we still hear them over the next few days. Like the show says, 8 is enough.
  6. 2 more squirrels caught and released today, but 1 didn't survive to me getting home. Just dug a tiny grave. # RIProcky twitter.com/JManSays/statu…
  7. If you're one of the X-Men the singular form is still X-Men and not X-Man, right?? twitter.com/JManSays/statu…
  8. #Squirrelmageddon beats Battleship or Transformers any day of the week.
  9. Got a few more traps after today's invasion. Now I have 5 traps armed, including this double-barreled setup. twitter.com/JManSays/statu…
  10. Guy parks next to my car in the parking lot, opens up his side door and start peeing on the ground behind it. Gotta love Trenton.
  11. Hearing rich people complain about getting "Zucked" on the Facebook IPO elicits zero sympathy from me.
  12. #Squirrelmageddon is under way. It's like The Walking Dead, but with almonds.
  13. Apparently there is another on the railing. So 2 reinforcements, but they're eating the food and the trapped one is crying #Squirrelmageddon
  14. Looks like reinforcements have arrived according to my girlfriend. This better not turn into some Disney shit. twitter.com/JManSays/statu…
  15. Looks like I have another visitor waiting for me to get home. Potentially number 6 to be caught and released. twitter.com/JManSays/statu…
  16. @dale_a A three-headed squirrel, like from Zak McKraken And The Alien Mindbenders, would be awesome to catch. Miss those type of games.
  17. @slim @dale_a There's no way a stray cat will fit in the cages I use.
  18. @Goose Didn't happen, But you can watch every other episode of Family Guy to see footage like that.
  19. The trees by mile marker 50.5 on 295 has a new resident.
  20. Hopefully it doesn't bust out into my car while I'm on the interstate.