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jmainzer

  1. how much better would christmas movies be if they were filmed during christmas so that the actors didn't have to fake the christmas spirit? about 2 hours ago via web
  2. Woody Allen sounding line: "I'm the type of guy who doesn't cook because he's afraid to clean up the mess." but it's the anti-Annie Hall. about 3 hours ago via web
  3. the band beach house. i probably wouldn't go to a beach house on a sunny day. i would think "oh what a beautiful day to go on twitter" about 8 hours ago via web
  4. beach house on a rainy day about 8 hours ago via web
  5. how did the refs miss wade slapping rondo in the face? it's a shame how one missed call can potentially change the outcome of the game. about 21 hours ago via web
  6. i don't wanna worry about dying...i just wanna worry about those sunshiiiine giiiiiiirls 11:10 AM May 29th via web
  7. BUT THEY R SO OLD 12:26 AM May 28th via web
  8. THE SPURS HAVEN'T LOST SINCE APRIL 11TH?!? 12:26 AM May 28th via web
  9. youtube.com/watch?v=Wn7p8e… 5:49 PM May 27th via web
  10. csmonitor.com/USA/Military/2… 2:02 PM May 26th via web
  11. the jury is out: mismatched socks post-laundry is WORSE than an unused Q post-game Words With Friends 9:17 PM May 23rd via web
  12. last thing i expected to hear at the beginning of the gatsby trailer was no church in the wild. but it wouldn't be luhrmann w/o anachronism. 6:01 PM May 22nd via web
  13. at first i thought the new bond movie was about that airline magazine in which you can buy an inflatable chimpanzee for 800 dollars 10:37 AM May 22nd via web
  14. i would love to give a TED talk on the best way to order a chipotle burrito 4:07 PM May 17th via web
  15. when i left the party, and i realized i was hungry, i thought to myself "taco truck" 2:18 PM May 17th via web
  16. RIP youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBme… 10:43 AM May 17th via web
  17. you know we've reached a new stage of human evolution when i'm too lazy to open Spotify. i basically just said "too lazy to not move" 10:41 AM May 17th via web
  18. for my bday, luke got me a 6 pack of mayflower pale ale, beef jerky, and a card laced with obscenities. srsly couldn't ask for anything more 10:24 AM May 17th via web
  19. "Gotye? Who is that? Kanye West's goat?" Yes, Luke, Gotyeezy is his name 10:22 AM May 17th via web
  20. now that i'm 21, i can finally tweet the line "somebody's heine is crowding my icebox" without fear of the po 8:30 AM May 16th via web
  • Name Jordan Mainzer
  • Bio Senior at Brown studying History and Hispanic Studies. Music, film, and sports enthusiast. I always have trouble using all of the available characters
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