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JMacWilliam

  1. Never look a gift dragon in its flaming mouth.
  2. is an architeuthis.
  3. Doubt equals don't.
  4. Yoga to the People: great place to meet good looking chicks.
  5. Thinks hell is probably a lot like the DMV.
  6. Make me a jeweled window and fill me with light.
  7. Sooo confused about marketing. Cold calls? Direct mail? Postcards or full-on letters? Gotta start somewhere...
  8. yeah...you have to MEMORIZE those audition sides.
  9. Haircut at 3. Hopefully won't be a horror show. I'm freaked out about haircuts after last time.
  10. When you caught my eye I saw everywhere I'd been.
  11. Noveling...how can I f*&k up the life of my heroine today?
  12. Lemon ants are tasty.
  13. A dozen poisonous spiders and glow-in-the-dark fungi. Sloths grow algae in their fur. Never mess with a harpy eagle.
  14. Just learned the cicadas in the Amazon rainforest scream when you catch them.
  15. The cayman rose to the surface of the water like a ghost probing the barrier between death and life. You should have been there.
  16. Got 100 dollars off a Galapagos cruise, 20 off an Amazon excursion and a free bus ticket. Am traveling with the Master Negotiator.
  17. Yesterday: above the clouds there is sweet grass. Rode the glass walled tram up the mountain. Tonight: waiting for night bus to Amazon.
  18. City on the top of the world. Risked death on a cathedral spire. Could have flown off that mountain. Nice locals drove us home instead.
  19. Question: does US health care just suck or is it actively homicidal? I WISH I lived in Europe. #welovetheNHS
  20. Check out my new blog launch: http://www.notsosolitary.bl... with @GennStone. Blogging the editing/publishing process, baby!