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  1. @markokloos From hell's heart, I overact at thee.
  2. @markokloos None of the above. My own variant I like to call "chia head". It was not flattering.
  3. @markokloos Agreed. Directed by and starring Afflecks no less.
  4. @nashg Ah-reliable technology. My next favorite message is "an unknown error has occured".
  5. Apparently Spiderman's nemesis Venom needs a Lego house. I've tried telling my son about the dismal real estate market to no avail.
  6. @kevinkenan I know I looked boss in the 80s. Didn't we all?
  7. @tiffaniangus How can you blame the innocent rice krispie treat?
  8. @markokloos And amazingly, all digits intact (much thumping of chest).
  9. Me do man project. Much power tools and drinking of beer. Ungawa!
  10. Seriously. I'm the only parent in here with his kid. There are nine other kids in here. Jesus parents, pay the fuck attention.
  11. Interesting. Apparently the Chick-fil-a play place functions as a daycare.
  12. Have I mentioned how awesome my new job is? Oh I did? Then let me discuss how it doesn't suck.
  13. Discovered really heavy objects will not move simply because I will it. Jedi mind trick=fail.
  14. New novel about 1/3 done. Freaking finally. Of course, this means the plot is only now getting into gear.
  15. And the story ended with "juicy weiner". I invite commentary.
  16. Cale day finishing with twizzlers. My stomach is plotting revenge.
  17. And post cake, fried chicken for dinner. Pardon me whilst I expand.
  18. Day 3 of new job = cake. Old job can suck it.
  19. Jeans and tee shirt. The outfit god intended.
  20. @StevenGould There also be Aggies. Natural prey of Longhorns... Yes, college nonsense-I'm not above it.