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JM_Underwood

MEMO TO SELF: before showering, check you haven't just put all your towels in the wash. Fuckssake. about 1 hour ago via web
@isoworg I've very much not read those tweets. Are you in Cambridge? I hope you're enjoying being in Cambridge. How was Geneva? about 2 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to isoworg
Anyone in the market for a quick drink on the way home? @Contrarah @isoworg @iamdiddy (worth a try) about 5 hours ago via Silver Bird
@HelenArmfield I haven't and I don't, alas! about 6 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to HelenArmfield
@HelenArmfield I found some in my satchel (I don't know either) and decided to nibble it... about 6 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to HelenArmfield
Raw ginger is horrible. about 6 hours ago via Silver Bird
Chewing raw ginger like a fucking solid gold maverick. about 6 hours ago via Silver Bird
Why am I so tactful when it's liable to put me at a disadvantage? I'm usually the most tactless twat alive. AARGH. about 7 hours ago via Silver Bird
missellabell Startling moment of the day: seven-year-old, spotted by school gates, sporting t-shirt with "CUNTY GIRL" in glittery capitals. about 7 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by JM_Underwood and 5 others
@myarchedeyebrow Ugh. I sent a freelancer. about 7 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to myarchedeyebrow
What did you do this morning? I saw Red Tails. I wish I'd done whatever you did instead. bit.ly/Kfrih8 about 7 hours ago via Silver Bird
@isoworg Welcome to it. It's a P51-D Mustang as piloted by one of the Tuskegee Airmen flying out of Ramitelli in 1944, don'tcha know... about 8 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to isoworg
@FlorrieVincent Party frog! about 8 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to FlorrieVincent
Shittiest freebies ever at Red Tails screening - Airfix model kit, glue and paints not supplied. What am I supposed to do with it? about 9 hours ago via Silver Bird
Our review of Prometheus is very, very good. Not even being partisan. Bravo, @FlorrieVincent: bit.ly/L0Nqa7 about 9 hours ago via Silver Bird
"You're shitting blood?" "It's a turn of phrase." "Isn't that 'shitting bricks'?" "Exactly,that's why there's so much blood!" #grandmashouse about 15 hours ago via Silver Bird
Home after a marvellous little adventure in celebration of @Cheweycracker's birthday. Now sorting my washing with the Ramones. #rocknroll 2:44 PM May 30th via Silver Bird
@lodgoc Well, aren't you a ruddy bloody darling? So glad you enjoyed a) the film and b) (to a lesser extent) my review. x 2:33 PM May 30th via Silver Bird in reply to lodgoc
@FlorrieVincent I was ignoring it x 8:38 AM May 30th via Silver Bird in reply to FlorrieVincent
@FlorrieVincent @jrpelling Oh, shush. You'll do a better job than me and you know it. 8:36 AM May 30th via Silver Bird in reply to FlorrieVincent

Name John
Location London
Web http://bit.ly/joh...
Bio Film critic, food critic, booze critic, theatre critic, self-critic. I don't run @bestforfilm or @TheBespokeBook, yet. TIR