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  1. A large number of christmas songs have been written by jews. Have any hanukkah songs been written by christians?
  2. Dear snow: thank you for happening on the one fuckin night I have to work this week.
  3. I want to make a mixtape where each song illustrates an economic concept. So far I've got "make it rain" for marginal utility of income...
  4. @chinesian if they did a t-shirt of the week club for sheldon's shirts I would be on that shit in a minute.
  5. Man, having a smart phone justifies itself in the standing in line at the grocery store front.
  6. The median american aesthetic sensibility is terrible. Either people suck more than I thought or I'm more of an effete elitist snob
  7. Shadow art fair makes me believe in capitalism.
  8. I'm thinking pizza is a good plan right now - but where from? Dilemmas!
  9. In the future, sinuses will be replaced by cyborg sinuses and everyone's life will be measurably better.
  10. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: dudes, love, awesome - http://w33.us/5a4k
  11. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: gonna, class, ring - http://w33.us/5a4a
  12. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets. Top three words: songs, shit, john - http://w33.us/5a46
  13. Man I am gonna take the shit out of cold medicine and watch glee. Because that's how they do it in the streets.
  14. Man I am so stuffed up. Need decongestant and peppermint tea.
  15. I got a GA position for the Econ dept this winter, so yay! Normally that would be the best thing this week, but getting engaged trumps that.
  16. @lovelyallen agreed. you'd probably like Zomby (@zombyldn) too - more explicitly dubsteppy, but still with the wonky feel.
  17. december, i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to pack your things and leave at the end of the day. The company just need you right now.
  18. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  19. @chinesian I just put on an indigo ring for you.
  20. What is the optimal crowd response for a bummer rock band? http://myloc.me/1KupJ