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  1. You know its been a bad day at work when you come home with chocolate Ensure soaked down to your bra.
  2. Doing paperwork and listening to Elvis while our Dementia residents make pudding.
  3. Just lost my first resident. :(
  4. My shampoo smells like cinnamon and my conditioner smells like coconut. It's like a battle of baked goods on my head.
  5. I have spent TWO DAYS debating what is meant by "cut up food". New job is obviously very exciting.
  6. Really hate insomnia.
  7. @erinlynn76 No idea!
  8. Still can't get into my office. Beginning to wonder if this is some sort of secret test. Paranoia setting in.
  9. Not off to a good start. My office door is locked and there is no one here that can let me in.
  10. Why on earth are my children still awake?
  11. @vhmprincess lol
  12. There is a weird guy with a camera around his neck in kids section of the bookstore.
  13. True or false? In a bookstore you should use the same volume to speak as you would in a library.
  14. @Swistle_Thistle Brown it. Put in crock pot with veggies & can of French onion soup on low for 8 hours. Super good.
  15. Buying scrubs for the first time in about seven years.
  16. I love when waiting rooms have 'Guns & Ammo' available.
  17. At school festival. They are playing "Save a horse, ride a cowboy".
  18. We were just THAT family in a restaurant. Ugh.
  19. Just asked why every light in the house was on. Am officially an adult.
  20. Listening to the radio makes me feel old.