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jlpj

  1. @mini recalled to install an auxiliary water pump. Yet won't pay to replace my leaky water pump caused by the reason for the recall #53k
  2. @jodie_harp instead of "bitches" I prefer using "old lady" ...better?
  3. @MINI 3900 miles out of warranty and my 09 R55 already has $1000 in repairs. (water pump,control arm bushing,valve cover gasket,etc) :(
  4. @rosmakloma these days ones business card is the start of a trusting business relationship. QR codes aren't personal.
  5. @rosmakloma QR codes is business cards is like putting two of the same car keys on your keyring.
  6. ugh....people! NO don't put QR codes on your business cards.
  7. Someone just saw me texting while I'm driving I then faked like I was using Siri
  8. what did you do with your lemons today? instagr.am/p/LO84rCoTum/
  9. @jodie_harp #landslide not the song
  10. @dbfarmer test passed. +$100 How was the CinRoll?
  11. why? instagr.am/p/LN2eARITqK/
  12. don't bother me (30 to go) NASCAR
  13. a match made in heaven instagr.am/p/LJGNBaITmv/
  14. Google is for people who don't know it all...phfff
  15. Proper punctuation via a smartphone should not be the expectation. #fb
  16. 28: Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
  17. The Jetson's is only 26th coolest? #stupid complex.com/art-design/201… #fb
  18. @lostcoffee instagr.am/p/K1Vux4ITuV/
  19. @lostcoffee instagr.am/p/K1L1UWITpE/
  20. @lostcoffee @lucashitch instagr.am/p/K1GYTcITlm/