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@fimoculous In the name of PROGRESS, feel free to coin the term "localest" or localiest." Your choice. about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to fimoculous
@curlycomedy A majority of people on welfare ARE white. Or were you joking? #hedgingmybets about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to curlycomedy
@flamingatheist Avatar update or it didn't happen. 10:33 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to flamingatheist
@Spiegelmania Thanks for the heads up. I will restrict my activity to sexting while driving. 8:14 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to Spiegelmania
If there's anything more authentic than the 7-11 Sherlock Holmes Go-Go Taquitos, I'll eat my Walmart Howards End Sombrero. 7:46 AM Dec 17th from Birdhouse
Watching this Dora episode w/ the mambo music, I keep expecting Dexter to walk in, doing a slo-mo noir narration. He would be most welcome. 4:59 PM Dec 16th from Birdhouse
@gordonshumway Spoiler. Alert. 6:41 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to gordonshumway
@selfishant You should take it in to see a Toshiba Genius. 6:26 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to selfishant
@roidude Hooray meds! Good luck. 2:26 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck in reply to roidude
Did you really give me a "hipper than thou" look, stranger? That's a FIRST generation Jawbone you're wearing. 7:14 AM Dec 15th from Birdhouse
@CranberryPerson A SurveyMonkey link. 7:07 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck in reply to CranberryPerson
@abigvictory I suppose it's better than the other way around. Anyhoo, back to work. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... 7:05 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck in reply to abigvictory
@donttrythis Just be careful when tweeting about Toys for Tots. 6:02 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to donttrythis
@Aimee_B_Loved That's OK. So did they. 6:00 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to Aimee_B_Loved
@tivodesign All the time. 11:33 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to tivodesign
I shouldn't be offended by the cashier's "Merry Xmas" at the Xmas Tree Farm. But the rabbi next to her clucking his teeth was too much. 2:57 PM Dec 13th from Birdhouse
@abigvictory Muy, Muy Matthau 12:59 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie in reply to abigvictory
@kolchak What's the diff? They both taste the same "in your cup." 11:23 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to kolchak
@abigvictory Join the club. Wait. Don't. 11:16 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to abigvictory
Sid the Science Kid goes into the Uncanny Valley and sells tickets to burro rides. 10:52 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck

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Name Josh Liebster
Location Austin, TX
Bio Mac / PC Gaming / TiVo / VMware nerd by day. Dad by night (and during the day when the kids have a fever or something).

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