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Is all of your pipe "tubular or pipular?" You had better check. http://tinyurl.com/4qxsdz
I wish Adam Sandler and Martin Lawrence could see how many thumbs down I was giving their movies on TiVo.
This week, my 3 y.o. got me THREE bronze trophies on the PS3 for Burnout Paradise. What has YOURS done for YOU?
@eullman That's Japanese synthetic blood! Gosh! Don't you know anything? :P
Keane & The Hold Steady are this decade's Smithereens: Any of their albums are damned good, but they are ALL. THE. SAME. Indistinguishable.
Austin peeps: My wife is running a special for holiday pix. See http://tinyurl.com/3wzuy5 for more.
@Classof2008-12: Sorry we screwed up your job prospects. XOXO, The Republicans and Neo-Cons. PS-We're not. We made BANK, yo!
Would someone stop by the H.E.B. at McNeil & Parmer and shoot the man humming along to "No Reply at All" by Phil Collins (i.e., Me)? THX!
@limrag don't count on it. We made it to 6:50 this AM, which was bliss compared to the week full of 5:45.
Woke up this morning to be horrified, HORRIFIED, that Proops is no longer Bob the Builder. Oh, and Paul Newman's dead.
@ctronco Did you use Exact Audio Copy? It will skip over ones that are not good quality, which is better in my opinion.
Suspending twittering to come up with a better joke about suspending [INSERT HILARIOUS AND RELEVANT ACTIVITY HERE].
@CynicalChris I'm sorry, it's part of a Twitterer's job to deal with more than one thing at once.
@CapnSmackers is my new favorite Twitterer. For SO. MANY. REASONS.
@bgertzfield They aren't running to push up sales of Pushing Diasies S01, now available on DVD AND Blu-Ray!
A coworker of mine sent me a video on some guy's MySpace page. His profile pic was him in blackface. Awesome.
@youngamerican What's more emphatic than "Hear, hear?" "Word." No. Oh, yeah: "Fuck you Emmys."
Dear iTunes Genius: Cuil called. They want their crappy search engine technology back. KTHXBAI
Having been a published review writer for an ENTIRE YEAR gives me the right to turn my nose up to reviewers who use the phrase "all in all."
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