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  1. @fimoculous In the name of PROGRESS, feel free to coin the term "localest" or localiest." Your choice.
  2. @curlycomedy A majority of people on welfare ARE white. Or were you joking? #hedgingmybets
  3. @flamingatheist Avatar update or it didn't happen.
  4. @Spiegelmania Thanks for the heads up. I will restrict my activity to sexting while driving.
  5. If there's anything more authentic than the 7-11 Sherlock Holmes Go-Go Taquitos, I'll eat my Walmart Howards End Sombrero.
  6. Watching this Dora episode w/ the mambo music, I keep expecting Dexter to walk in, doing a slo-mo noir narration. He would be most welcome.
  7. @gordonshumway Spoiler. Alert.
  8. @selfishant You should take it in to see a Toshiba Genius.
  9. @roidude Hooray meds! Good luck.
  10. Did you really give me a "hipper than thou" look, stranger? That's a FIRST generation Jawbone you're wearing.
  11. @CranberryPerson A SurveyMonkey link.
  12. @abigvictory I suppose it's better than the other way around. Anyhoo, back to work. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
  13. @donttrythis Just be careful when tweeting about Toys for Tots.
  14. @Aimee_B_Loved That's OK. So did they.
  15. @tivodesign All the time.
  16. I shouldn't be offended by the cashier's "Merry Xmas" at the Xmas Tree Farm. But the rabbi next to her clucking his teeth was too much.
  17. @abigvictory Muy, Muy Matthau
  18. @kolchak What's the diff? They both taste the same "in your cup."
  19. @abigvictory Join the club. Wait. Don't.
  20. Sid the Science Kid goes into the Uncanny Valley and sells tickets to burro rides.