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jennymccarthybodycount.com/Jenny_McCarthy… #vacfax immunizations SAVE lives 43 minutes ago via web
@USMCShrink disturbing, both. imho. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to USMCShrink
@YarnHarlot is he with the goat rodeo guys? vry cool disc, that was. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to YarnHarlot
@socratic a clerk put me into "self checkout" so i didn't have to wait in line this morning. #horrible. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to socratic
@ballerinaX @saintless looking for 2 hours of child care sunday so i can donate platelets for infant surgery. about 3 hours ago via web
elonmusk Dragon floating in the Pacific near California. Reentry scorch marks visible on the heat shield twitter.com/elonmusk/statu… about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by jlms_qkw and 468 others
there is not enough caffeine, sugar, nor tylenol in my bloodstream. #plumbingishardwork about 3 hours ago via web
mfsob left, #yay sink is all better w/ 1.25" to 1.5" connection to the wall pipe. about 3 hours ago via web
mfsob (ex) is on his way to look at the f-ing bathroom drain where it goes into the wall. #fuckityfuck about 4 hours ago via web
@CharlesMBlow it looks very entertaining! #SnowWhiteandtheHuntsman about 5 hours ago via web in reply to CharlesMBlow
@fbihop it's based on pre-citizens united ruling stuff, private use of campaign $. i guess. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to fbihop
@fbihop all the news except the wildfire is somewhere else i think. east-coastish. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to fbihop
@Sharoney at least they are 3/4 of the way across the country this year. ;-) about 5 hours ago via web in reply to Sharoney
wd40 is my friend. a new j-pipe will be my friend soon. #plumbing #day2 #puttingitbacktogether about 11 hours ago via web
Fire restrictions in place in Southern Utah | bit.ly/KzXtpM || no backcountry fires, no smoking #utah #arizona #savethetrees about 13 hours ago via Tweet Button
@Spathiphyllum @rl_miller goldie taylor locked her account - she might ti be able to advice you. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Spathiphyllum
@RL_Miller @Spathiphyllum can we help? can you let a few of us in? about 18 hours ago via web in reply to RL_Miller
@Half @hrana i love @hrana and @WuDunn & @Nick working tother. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Half
@shayera also so looking forward to seeing you at #nn12 ! i came so close to not going! about 18 hours ago via web in reply to shayera
@tlomauro @USMCShrink and i'm a long-term prozac user. we're both alive today. and that's what counts. about 19 hours ago via web