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  1. My Proposed Constitutional amendment , "If anyone smokes within 20 feet of Jesse Levin, the 8th Amendment no longer applies to them."
  2. The Gap boils Hipster fashion down, increases the size of the clothing for the stocky among us, and adds a slice of preppy love. Fuck H&M
  3. Contracts and Conlaw flipped as being my best/worst/best again subjects today. I hate the bar. Yanno what's better than the bar? Beer. Beeer
  4. @cartesianangst I've had that happen many times. I bet you thought to yourself "does this establish the elements of receipt of stolen prop?"
  5. A Christian Review of "Brüno" http://bit.ly/ozdHl The detail with which this guy catalogues the smut instead of panning it is hysterical.
  6. Damn you google. Apparently such an app exists.
  7. I have what I think is a very good idea for an iPhone app that could make a lot of dough. Anyone with iPhone programming exp. want in?
  8. I'm no Noonan fan, but today's column on Sarah Palin is a masterpiece of conservative intellectualism and should be Heeded
  9. Caught a 12:01 Brüno. SBC wields satire like a lightsaber. Hilarious as it is unbelievable. (Spoiler Alert: COCK)
  10. News Flash: The bar is harrrrd.
  11. A power outage brings not only the splendiferous joy of darkness but the stupastic Buzzing of choppers. Hope you're enjoying the coverage
  12. This just in: Google creates OS. In other news, the world record for simultaneous group pants-pissing was broken in Redmond, WA today...
  13. Gallup Poll said today that 7/10 Republicans would vote for Palin for prez. It's official, 7/10 Republicans are out of their fucking minds.
  14. Hark, Bartrip. Kneel. I dub thee "Weed, Waffles, Women* 2009" *Beer too
  15. @cartesianangst Austria is not in the cards, but I'll attempt something similar in Copenhagen.
  16. officially booked to fly into Europe Aug 3rd and Eurail around Belgium, Netherlands, Luxemborg, Denmark and Germany for a month - just $1000
  17. I'm a rabid liberal, but there's still a part of me that has a visceral violent instinct against Greenpeacers/Amnesty Int'l/NGO beggers
  18. @cartesianangst call me when rummy's pedometer zeroes out for the last time
  19. 500-1100 warheads only?!?! but that would mean we can only destroy the planet 40-60 times over at any moment. Pshh pussies.
  20.  happy independence day!