jlevin
The Dark Knight exceeds its own hype, if that's even fathomable. Heath Ledger gives a legendary performance: both terrifying and hilarious.
| jlevin My iPhone 1.0 just died the death. Planned obsolescence. I wanted to reist getting a new one... Oh apple. |
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| jlevin The Perfect Cannonball |
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| jlevin Overheard at the complex jacuzzi: "You ain't no baby. Babies don't go to no Europe" |
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| jlevin Four day week. Piece o' cake. |
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| jlevin Wanted looks like big dumb explosive ecstasy. I'm in. |
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| jlevin If I hear the phrase "full throated support" much more, I'm going to fill someone's throat alright. |
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| jlevin I found Jesus. He was drilling oil in an off-shore rig with his gang the McBushies. |
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| jlevin What I learned today: Discovery is boring as hell, I need to work on my punches, I can put my left leg behind my head. |
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| jlevin It's all fun and games until the Korean prostitutes show up. |
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| jlevin Whatever you do, avoid "The Happening." It's a movie about everybody wanting to kill themselves. Strangely, it made me want to do the same. |
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| jlevin Jimmy Fallon better not laugh at his own jokes tonight, or I'll rip him a new one. |
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| jlevin If you didn't have an iPhone before, you really have little stopping you now. |
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| jlevin Big bear was 10 kinds of awesome. I managed to get a sunburn ONLY on my knees. What the fuck? |
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| jlevin Obama Said Knock You Out |
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| jlevin Popular vote myass HIllary - you're counting Michigan and not counting all the caucus states where you got slammed. 2 more days and it's his |
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| jlevin I'm so like an adult who like works and stuff. |
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| jlevin Marriage: Not just for us breeders anymore. |
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| jlevin The OC is pretty glorious, gotta say. |
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| jlevin Gay marriage is legal in CA!!!!! HOORAY FOR PROGRESS! |
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