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jlazaroff

  1. My two closest possessions are my teddy bear from when I was a baby and my ‘67 SG-style Gibson Melody Maker handed down from my dad. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Thinking about building a Flying V, but all the kits I’ve found online have bolted necks instead of set necks. Suggestions? about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. @you__vandal Whoa, congratulations! :) about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to you__vandal
  4. Roomie, about which instruments I play: “If you put it in his hands, he will play Taking Back Sunday on it.” about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. @melissacell As always, Penny Arcade holds the answer! penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/… 4:47 PM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to melissacell
  6. @Creeper_Queen HAX! HAX! HAX! 11:42 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Creeper_Queen
  7. @HighPointsKEV What makes you say that? 9:52 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to HighPointsKEV
  8. Emo is the new grunge. Taking Back Sunday will be our Nirvana. 9:48 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. Guitar string broke while playing. I think this means I need to stop slacking off and clean the apartment. 9:01 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Pianos are not the teeth —> Pianos are the teeth 6:59 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
  11. No, don't say it. I watched her crawl in bed with you, I watched her wet your lips and couldn't do a goddamned thing. 6:58 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
  12. @jjamadio Yes he is! Watching The Town now :x 8:19 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to jjamadio
  13. S.W.A.T. is on FX and holy shit Jeremy Renner is in it?! 7:16 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
  14. @benjorg You guys should do one final acoustic set at Mexicali in Teaneck :) 1:14 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to benjorg
  15. @mttdffy In regard to your last couple tweets, your grammar is definitely not impeccable :P 1:13 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mttdffy
  16. @you__vandal June 25th! 1:11 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to you__vandal
  17. @you__vandal That was really less of a “how can I get to Chicago” and more of a “how can I get back to work on Monday.” 1:10 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to you__vandal
  18. Armor For Sleep is playing their legit last show ever in Chicago on July 22nd? HOW CAN I GET TO CHICAGO. 10:29 AM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS