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jlamoree

@FollowKitty HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. KITTY. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to FollowKitty
@taramclean Terrible in so many ways. Heh about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to taramclean
@UAJamie Mark my words. I will find another way to show my appreciation for all the awesome that you do. ;) about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to UAJamie
@UAJamie I've already filled out the form. I figured you could use something to brighten your day (especially if it's raining too). about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to UAJamie
@UAJamie I'm sending you an Amazon gift card for a new umbrella. Can you DM your email to me? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to UAJamie
@jimcollins Herpes. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to jimcollins
@fuzie Oh, you're on that fishing show, right? 1:00 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to fuzie
@djbrass I was a perfect candidate up until the no douche criteria. :P 12:51 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to djbrass
@marydoodles Mine is in the mail, and I can't wait to get it framed and hang it in my office! 8:12 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to marydoodles
@BexieLady @lizquilty Apparently, there aren't many wild dogs in NZ. Or maybe they're just not as fond of bacon as ours. 7:39 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to BexieLady
When I cut back to a 60-hour work week, I might have to find a hobby. A bacon related hobby, of course. 7:25 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
@assembla My Git client is spinning and spinning. Is there trouble at the server farm? 7:09 PM May 29th via web
peterseibel My favorite Mythical Man Month story: a team in which each developer bought the manager a copy of MMM. So he could read it faster. 7:34 AM May 29th via web Retweeted by jlamoree and 1458 others
@marydoodles Très sophistiqué! 12:33 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to marydoodles
Haha! MT: @BorowitzReport: #Apple says save the date June 11 for a big announcement, but unfortunately my iPhone's calendar doesn't work. 12:25 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
@DCdebbie Those kids should have been born where there's oil. Shame. 12:15 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to DCdebbie
engineerguytwit Video: How Apple makes their stuff look great: Anodized aluminum & titanium. The basics of anodizing explained clearly. bit.ly/LhyVl1 5:11 AM May 29th via web Retweeted by jlamoree and 5 others
@markdrew Pavement is what yanks call a sidewalk, yes? 9:19 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to markdrew
@tankgrrl I love that show. Most of the episodes are on Netflix. Recent ones in HD-ish. 4:27 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to tankgrrl
@jeriellsworth I'm quite surprised that you're not skating to work. Maybe some derby moves on the slow pokes. 4:12 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to jeriellsworth