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jlalondecomedy

  1. I met a bunch of pharmaceutical sales people. They really need to relax. Here, take a puff. You should sell this.... about 6 hours ago via web
  2. salute to you kind sir “@paulrogers002: inclined to agree: surely just good, old-fashioned manners, the decent thing to do.” 12:40 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Glad we got that settled. “@bravo4egypt: cool” 12:39 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. New WORD THUG: Define: NEW YORKER wordthug.tumblr.com #NYC #NEWYORKER #BROOKLYN #QUEENS 10:54 AM May 30th via web
  5. Negative. Wire-rimmed glasses. Frankly, she was pretty attractive, but that killed the mood. @IMABAUS Faux hawk haircuts? 9:49 AM May 30th via web in reply to IMABAUS
  6. No, they were really artsy though. @IMABAUS Were they of Italian orientation? 9:28 AM May 30th via web in reply to IMABAUS
  7. I got kissed on both cheeks today by an American. Are we doing this now? 9:19 AM May 30th via web
  8. If you refuse to give up your seat on the subway for a single mother or elderly person then you're an asshole. Plain & simple. Cool? 9:11 AM May 30th via web
  9. Fix homelessness and cure cannibalism. miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/282… 8:21 AM May 29th via web
  10. Burning in Brooklyn. instagr.am/p/LMDo4HsF7s/ 4:15 PM May 28th via Instagram
  11. U don't get the freedom to grill, booze or post skanky pictures w/o those who've protected our privileged asses.Pour out some 4 our military 1:04 PM May 28th via web
  12. Last year I drank a 1/2 rack & pee'd in a lake on memorial day. This year I'm at a 1 yr olds birthday party. #FML 6:28 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Bushwick, Brooklyn. instagr.am/p/LINZFnsF9l/ 4:23 AM May 27th via Instagram
  14. #knoxville you continue to make me miss you. Another Pickle Park Politician knoxnews.com/news/2012/may/… 6:37 PM May 24th via web
  15. #Brooklyn twitter.com/jlalondecomedy… 10:04 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. You = accurate “@funnychristine: You = Monster Motorboater” 8:54 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Just saw a man with no legs come out of Famous Footwear. God is screwing with me. 4:58 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. They were flopped over my shoulders “@funnychristine: I bet she feels the same way. #backboobiesarebeauteeful” 4:37 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Nothing like a giant, old mammary caressing my back on the subway. #NYC 2:16 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. New WORD THUG: 20 Years After Tonight: #JohnnyCarson wordthug.tumblr.com 12:12 PM May 22nd via web