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  1. Yay! After tonight, the days grow longer!
  2. Avatar represents a great leap in movie-making! A must-see in 3-D! Grade: Solid A.
  3. I can negate the theory of evolution with one statement: unhealthy food tastes good.
  4. Is it possible to be a flawed person and a perfectionist at the same time?
  5. What is it about hot dogs that makes me want to speed eat them?
  6. The last of the shipments has arrived. My Christmas shopping is officially done!
  7. Hmmm... I hope the expiration date on my yogurt isn't a hard deadline.
  8. Why don't hockey teams hire sumo wrestlers to be their goalies?
  9. @natalidelconte No spoiler alert for your young fanbase about Santa Claus?
  10. I'm surprised the clerks still don't know me over at Best Buy.
  11. Forget JFK, the real conspiracy is how they make weak razor blades that dull by merely trimming hair!
  12. @natalidelconte You're too young to eat oatmeal! Unless there was wheatgrass in it...
  13. Big bad wolf is trying to blow my house down!
  14. What's with all the hatin' on fruitcake? I happen to like it!
  15. @andylevy You've got to show this on Red Eye: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6xFPUuMiQ
  16. @Veronica How about wearing the bear costume again?
  17. I love how the E-bay listings for Zhu Zhu Pets say they're sold out everywhere... as if i didn't know that already!
  18. Do they purposely put on annoying music when you call tech support and they put you on hold?
  19. I want to start a religion that worships Christopher Walken.
  20. Turned to the Golf Channel and thought for a moment that it was the E! Network.