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  1. Buying deeply discounted Bluray disks is surprisingly ineffective at making my hangover go away. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Road trip is almost over! I've had a great time irritably bowelling my way across Pennsylvania. 7:43 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  3. THE DAY IS MINE. http://yfrog.com/3lwljj 11:02 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  4. I can't remember the next line to "Ain't No Fun". Just like that foreplay is over. 6:19 AM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  5. I don't know why she bought all that fruit and yogurt, I'm all the smoothie she needs. 11:37 AM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  6. Grits are what you add to butter and cheese so that you don't feel bad about eating butter and cheese for breakfast. 9:32 AM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  7. Hey @JephKelley, happy birthday! 2:12 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  8. @nae2shabby if you've got an iPhone: http://mrgan.com/gb/ 6:41 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to nae2shabby
  9. If we ever have a child we're going to name it ☃. 3:46 AM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  10. Pro: My undershirt has stayed tucked in all day. Con: It's tucked into my undies. Pro: I'm feeling sexy. Con: S assures me I am not. 8:31 AM Nov 13th from Birdhouse
  11. @jimray Is Texas trying to siphon off as much money as they can before they secede? 6:00 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to jimray
  12. I'm glad Stephanie cleaned out the cupboards, but I'm starting to get tired of three-year-old raisin salad. 3:10 PM Nov 10th from Birdhouse
  13. @urbanape I was expecting Crocs. 4:39 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to urbanape
  14. Core Data is hard. I'm going shopping. 11:36 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  15. Just got back from my first visit to a state correctional facility. I fear I may have made a fool of myself in front of T-Bone. 7:20 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
  16. @DaveSFoley where was your avatar picture taken? That's pretty badass. 4:35 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to DaveSFoley
  17. @pfcidb Young white guy awkwardly wrapping his arm around boy in $80 trousers. 4:26 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to pfcidb
  18. The Brooks Brothers catalogue is filled with old white guys and young black men looking decidedly uncomfortable in old white guy clothing. 4:20 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  19. "For the love of Christ. Who the fuck do I have to blow to get you to fucking donate?" -Ira Glass, 11/2/2009 2:33 PM Nov 2nd from Birdhouse
  20. @jmlumpkin what are you replacing it with? 12:43 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to jmlumpkin