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  1. Pro: My undershirt has stayed tucked in all day. Con: It's tucked into my undies. Pro: I'm feeling sexy. Con: S assures me I am not. 8:31 AM Nov 13th from Birdhouse
  2. @jimray Is Texas trying to siphon off as much money as they can before they secede? 6:00 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to jimray
  3. I'm glad Stephanie cleaned out the cupboards, but I'm starting to get tired of three-year-old raisin salad. 3:10 PM Nov 10th from Birdhouse
  4. @urbanape I was expecting Crocs. 4:39 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to urbanape
  5. Core Data is hard. I'm going shopping. 11:36 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  6. Just got back from my first visit to a state correctional facility. I fear I may have made a fool of myself in front of T-Bone. 7:20 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
  7. @DaveSFoley where was your avatar picture taken? That's pretty badass. 4:35 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to DaveSFoley
  8. @pfcidb Young white guy awkwardly wrapping his arm around boy in $80 trousers. 4:26 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to pfcidb
  9. The Brooks Brothers catalogue is filled with old white guys and young black men looking decidedly uncomfortable in old white guy clothing. 4:20 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  10. "For the love of Christ. Who the fuck do I have to blow to get you to fucking donate?" -Ira Glass, 11/2/2009 2:33 PM Nov 2nd from Birdhouse
  11. @jmlumpkin what are you replacing it with? 12:43 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to jmlumpkin
  12. Admission: when I change the background on my desktop at home, I email it to myself at work, so all my computers look identical. 4:10 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  13. Instead of having a package waiting at my door I drive 40 minutes to the wrong address, and the right location has closed an hour early. 2:07 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  14. FUCK FEDEX. Why do you fucks make it so goddamn hard for me to get the items I PAID you to bring to me? 2:04 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  15. @LOLGASM happy birthday! 6:55 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie in reply to LOLGASMIC
  16. Bill and Ted's Mexcellent Adventure. #oneletteroffmovies Instead of traveling through time they go to all the Taco Bells in San Dimas. 11:51 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  17. The Perminator #oneletteroffmovies 11:25 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  18. "Are you farting!?" "Nooo! I'm leaning in close for a kiss. … and farting." This is why I try to leave @ccsteff at home. 4:33 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  19. Excited about a trip to Ikea, depressed about what I've become. 6:20 AM Oct 23rd from web
  20. "It's the shoddy husband who blames his iPhone" @ccsteff, shoddy wife 4:03 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie