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jkubicek
Pro: My undershirt has stayed tucked in all day.
Con: It's tucked into my undies.
Pro: I'm feeling sexy.
Con: S assures me I am not.8:31 AM Nov 13thfrom Birdhouse
Just got back from my first visit to a state correctional facility.
I fear I may have made a fool of myself in front of T-Bone.7:20 AM Nov 5thfrom Birdhouse
The Brooks Brothers catalogue is filled with old white guys and young black men looking decidedly uncomfortable in old white guy clothing.4:20 PM Nov 3rdfrom Tweetie
"For the love of Christ. Who the fuck do I have to blow to get you to fucking donate?"
-Ira Glass, 11/2/20092:33 PM Nov 2ndfrom Birdhouse
Admission: when I change the background on my desktop at home, I email it to myself at work, so all my computers look identical.4:10 PM Oct 30thfrom Tweetie
Instead of having a package waiting at my door I drive 40 minutes to the wrong address, and the right location has closed an hour early.2:07 PM Oct 30thfrom Tweetie
FUCK FEDEX. Why do you fucks make it so goddamn hard for me to get the items I PAID you to bring to me?2:04 PM Oct 30thfrom Tweetie